The Clinton Legacy

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THIS IS FOR YOU PARANOID CLINTON BASHERS--ENJOY.

THE CLINTON LEGACY AS SEEN BY A BLACK COMEDIAN

"Yep, thats right- I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1-He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

Even Now-look at him- his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Maufacturers annonced today they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corp is adding a new car to its line to honer Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision and wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curley and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorde in history as the only President to do HankyPanky between two Bushes.


Will search for this same comedians proposed legacy for GWB.
 
That is awesome! I have to admit I get a kick out of most kinds of humor. I am NOT a Bill Clinton fan. I do support Bush, but I still get a good chuckle every now and again about both of them.
 
Yep when his wife gets elected he can have all the sex he wants in the oval office with interns and not get in trouble.
 
So Rhodes Scholars are draft dodgers? :confused: It's funny how y'all get all up in a tizzy about a guy that cheated on his wife while supporting a guy that starts a war and then spies on his own people. I guess getting a hummer from an intern and staying out of a war one doesn't believe in is much more horrible than drunk driving, cronyism, and invasion. Though I do understand that only one of them was actually caught lying under oath....so far.
 
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So Rhodes Scholars are draft dodgers?
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In Klinton's case, yes...


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It's funny how y'all get all up in a tizzy about a guy that cheated on his wife while supporting a guy that starts a war and then spies on his own people.
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Strange...The libs never comment on the fact that Klinton ordered FBI surveillance/eavesdropping on "innocent civilians" that he deemed "his enemies"...

Oh, we weren't at War at that time either...


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I guess getting a hummer from an intern and staying out of a war one doesn't believe in
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No...It was the whole obstruction of justice/perjury thing...I wonder what would happen to you or I if we got CAUGHT lying to a FEDERAL GRAND JURY?

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drunk driving,
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Did Bush do this in office? No...It was the 70's I believe... :rolleyes:


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cronyism,
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A perception, and often misused/abused word


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and invasion.
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12 years too late...We played by the UN in 91, and look where it got us...12 years of Hussein renegging on treaties he agreed to...


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Though I do understand that only one of them was actually caught lying under oath....so far.
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:rolleyes:



Oh, by the way...Klinton had MANY chances to smoke Bin Laden, but his lack of spine/courage let him go...
 
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Does anybody remember Clinton ordering warrantless 'weapon-sweep' searches on HUD appartments?

What? This is somehow different from the eavesdropping?
 
Microbalrog said:
Does anybody remember Clinton ordering warrantless 'weapon-sweep' searches on HUD appartments?

What? This is somehow different from the eavesdropping?
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EXACTLY...Not to mention putting the FBI (misuse of Govt assets?) onto his "enemies" with eavesdropping/surveillance, etc...


Oh, and we weren't at WAR at the time either


Good posting Balrog


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Yes, Clinton was equally a scummy as Bush; a bit more so really. AND he was blatently anti-gun. Worse overall than shrub in my book. But this is comparing a 1 to a 2 when we need a 100 in office to set this country straight; misses the real point. ...with ugly white women..tee hee. Hey monica wasn't all that bad - she looks better than hitlery!
 
Funny how people remember history:rolleyes:

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So Rhodes Scholars are draft dodgers? It's funny how y'all get all up in a tizzy about a guy that cheated on his wife while supporting a guy that starts a war and then spies on his own people.
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I understand how hard it is when you pick a party and they have a president like Clinton go bad. His spying on the people of Waco led to their murder and ultimatly the bombing at Oaklahoma City. Gun bans and BS that never quit.

So he studied as a Rhodes Scholar to be this way?:D :rolleyes: :eek: (Clinton did dodge the draft)

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Bill Clinton aka: Slick Willy. Don't ever forget the gun ban of 1994! Hillery aka: Hitlery. She's got plans for us pesky gun owners. America has more STUPID gun laws and state to state bans now, then ever. The Klinton Klan loaths America's gun owners to the core!
 
Thats a fact ! Hillery is evil .
Her lack of morals was obvious when she lied to cover up Bills wandering Willy.
Staying with a hubby who cheats on her shows she does not consider adultery to a big deal or her carer is more important than Honor or truth.
She stayed with him so she could remain in "office" and keep her foot in the white house door.
Pretty low moral standards for the "first(lady?)" of the United States of America.
" First Bitch " Maybe :)
She is shameful and morally corrupt , and then theres the whole anti-gun , anti - freedom issue , her entire political attitude is threating .
Maybe she is henry the eighth reincarnate ....or Attila the Hun , Hillery the impaler??
QBFH IMHO
 
Pretty low moral standards for the "first(lady?)" of the United States of America.
" First Bitch " Maybe
She is shameful and morally corrupt , and then theres the whole anti-gun , anti - freedom issue , her entire political attitude is threating
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Pretty strong and unsubstantiated for the most part,:confused: I would say, for a woman who seems to be very much respected by her constituents in NY. :rolleyes: Maybe if she were an alchoholic dope head she would be more acceptable to some?:eek:
 
Hillary backed every evil, unconstitutional, anti-gun measure you want to mention.

She opposes homeschooling (read her book).

She voted for the Patriot Act.

She voted and campaigned, consistently, for every form of expanded government ever suggested.

Better a dopehead then a tyrant.
 
Tyrant: one deffinition by Webster; an absolute ruler unrestrained by law or constitution. Does gwb not have these "ear marks.":rolleyes:

Sort of comes down to is it worse to get killed by a shot to the head or being hit by an 18 wheeler???? We lose, Bitch or Tyrant, either way.
 
For a dictator, GWB has been gun owner friendly. Dictators usually don't like citizens owning guns. Or tax cuts to private enterprise. Tyrants and dictators hate free enterprise, tax cuts, and gun owners.

The Clintons had Hud housing searched for guns like the Nazi SS did to people, they implemented gun bans, and big tax increases.
 
Wow!!!
A whole lot of heat under collars from what started out as a joke. But seeing as we went there....


I guess getting a hummer from an intern and staying out of a war one doesn't believe in is much more horrible than drunk driving, cronyism, and invasion.
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If you don't think the most powerful man in the world using his position to get into the pants of a young, impressionable girl is completely scummy, then maybe you would like your daughter to apply for internship at the White House.


How does Hillary, a woman (questionable) and feminist just blow this off (pun unintended).

We already know the cost of inaction. 3000 American lives. UBL himself stated the USA was a "paper tiger" after the debacle in Somalia. All you Bush haters can say 9/11 happened on his watch, but we all know every minor terrorist attack against the USA during the Clinton era was a probe seeking a response. The planning for 9/11 didn't begin in 01/2001.


A socialist health system absent of doctor/patient confidentially, that could have eventually led to caffiene or nicotine addiction as being labeled a mental health issue, and be cause for disqualification for firearm ownership.


Illegel search and seizure of legally owned weapons in HUD housing...

I won't continue to repeat what others have already posted...

The list goes on and on...

Why does Clinton get credit for an economy driven by the tech stock boom and dot coms...and then why no blame when the bubble burst...Oh wait, that's right he was a God... all good to his credit... all bad caused by the devil...

The Clintons...solid American Family...solid American values...yeah right:rolleyes:
 
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