telltale signs that your a gun nut

...you consider it unpatriotic not to own at least one .45 and one .22.
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You read this and think to yourself, who the heck DOESN'T own at least one of each?

...your ammo stockpile is cracking the garage floor.
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No, but my lead stockpile actually did cause my garage foundation to sink about half an inch, meaning the side door would not close anymore. The good news is that it has stopped and I fixed the door.

...you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot.
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Who doesn't?

...you would rather ban alcohol than high-capacity clips/magazines.
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I stopped drinking when I turned 21 because it meant more money for guns.:p

...you buy high capacity magazines for a gun you have not bought yet.
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Oh come on, the mags were on sale. What was I supposed to do?

Here are some that are sadly true.

Your workplace regularly get boxes arriving UPS that cay "Cartridges Small Arms".
You work for a telephone company.
Whoever is checking in the freight has to page out to find out whose ammo it is.
The UPS guy, after unloading said ammo, "So that's why my truck has been leaning all day".
Your boss pesters you to get your Utah permit so you're covered for all the states you service.
 
BillCA

MAN....I was write up something funny here, but you stole my thunder. I LOVE that post. Hahahaha.
My entry would be just this then:
.......when you stay up real late at night watching YouTube reviews of guns you already own!!
 
Oh, one thing I DID do a few years back was the digital trigger locks I had were caliber numbers. My .357's combo was 022 and my little .22 plinker's was 357. I didnt want to make it to easy in the event someone wanted to try to use them.
 
one Saturday afternoon, about three years ago, I was laying on the sofa watching TV.
My wife says "Hey wanna go to the gun shop"?

I give her a funny look and say sure, what are we looking for.
All the while thinking to my self, this is odd, she never had any interest before.
She says "We dont have today's newspaper we'll just look when we get there.

I say "ok sounds like fun" let me go change (I always keep a clean pair of underwear ready for special occasions )

So we jump in my truck take off, I make great time we get to the gun shop in just under 13 minutes.

I jump out, and as Im closing the door I notice her leaning over the seat looking out my door at me with a odd look.

I say " what" she says "what the H*ll are we doing here?"

I say "I dont know, this was your idea, you asked if I wanted to go to the gun shop"

She says "NO YOU IDIOT I said do you want to go to the movies!!":confused:
 
You're a gun nut if the above posts give you warm fuzzies.
And I was just starting to feel good.You know all warm and great.Like good Scotch at the evening campfire.
 
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