Taking armchair hunting to new heights

[Major Dave (retired)]

How do you get to the Rocky Mountains?

Take a left turn at Washington, D.C., a right turn at Dallas, then a right at Denver - and you are there!

 

[David_S]

Take a left turn at Washington, D.C., a right turn at Dallas, then a right at Denver - and you are there!

I think you left out the bit about "Head north, turn right at Hawaii"?