SWAT team of Grizzlies at your door...

MountainGun44, you're raised a very important point. I think you're doing some great thinking but maybe that's because I had the same idea about three years ago.

The solution I came up with was to leave a trail of dead salmon from inside the front door to my swimming pool, which I drained. The wife complained for a few months but she finally got over it. Although I sure do miss her alot.

When the kids and grandchildren come to visit on the weekends I scrape off the "salmon trail" and clean and fill the pool. Thank God they don't visit that often 'cause the "salmon trail" is getting more embedded in the carpet everyday it seems or maybe it's just looks that way.

Don't let some of these non-paranoid TFLers kid you about this 'cause I think we're both just planning ahead. "Better to be a year too early than an hour too late" or something like that.

It's worked for me so far. Not one grizzly has made it to my meth lab yet!

RKBA!
 
Hey, where have you guys been? There's only one way to deal with grizzlies at the front door. Grab your trusy .50 cal Hawkins, turn to your best friend and hand him a hunting knife and say in your best Will Geer voice "can you skin Griz"? Before he has a chance to wipe the confused look off his face, push him out the front door and Lock it! Well that's what I learned from Jeremiah Johnson!
 
If the bear appears to be threatening, persistent, aggressive, or is armed, call the Conservation Officer in your area. :D
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This is considerably closer than I ever want to be! :eek:
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MountainGun44:
This is serious, folks.

Will you all be chuckling when your legs are being gnawed to the bone?
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You feelin OK their big guy?
 
Seen the movie Aliens (uncut version)? If you have, you'll remember the tripod mounted motion sensitive & tracking mini-guns. I go to sleep at night with those covering every entrance to my home ;) I LOOSE MORE CATS THAT WAY :D

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I thought I'd seen it all, until a 22WMR spun a bunny 2 1/4 times in the air!
 
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