SWAT team of Grizzlies at your door...

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MountainGun44

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I know this has been a contraversial subject but I think it is important. What if police SWAT teams start training Grizzlies to do raids? Let's say your house is raided totally by mistake. The Methamphetamine lab in your upstairs bathroom is for educational purposes only, but the cops won't stop hasseling you.

Do you offer armed resistance? Pepper spray? 12 gauge slugs? Handgun? Or do you let the Grizzlies maul you a bit and hope to win a big settlement in court?

I am buying one of those anti-shark chainmail suits to wear at night- just in case.
 
If they want to come in, they're gonna come in - grizzlies won't be needed...

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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...
 
PLanning that is the key! You must place command controled picnic baskets for the bears...and doughnut projectors for their two legged partners :rolleyes:
 
The bears are violating the Fourth Amendment.
Can't you understand it?

You must resist. Personally, I hope have a set of TFL members who support the 4th Amend with me. As the bears are eating them, I scamper out the door and preserve my higher education.

Ever read the Onion's piece on the keeper and love starved bear. That is a further reason for true American armed resistance.

Support to the Right to Keep and Arm Bears.
 
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The Right To Arm Bears. :D

[This message has been edited by Citizen X (edited June 20, 2000).]
 
Love those glacier glasses. Coolest dang bear I've seen in a long time. I pick him for my team!


Hueco

Oh, and would a bear even be able to fit through a door opening? I am sure they wouldn't be training weeny bears, they'd have some fairly large ones. So I am not sure if they could even get in, ya know?
 
The bear depicted is clearly a POLAR bear, not a GRIZZLY. The question was about grizzlies. Especially sows with cubs. On SWAT teams. Violating the 4th amendment.

This is serious, folks.

Will you all be chuckling when your legs are being gnawed to the bone?

I am having my house constructed like a giant Bear-proof food container. They just can't get a grip on it with their teeth or claws and it just rolls around until they leave in frustration.

:-)
 
MountainGun44, it's probably a stolen photo of the SWAT teams newest member of the ACHBT (Arctic Corps of Hairy Booted Thugs). Ok, I'll stop now... :cool:


Hueco
 
You mentioned that this was a serious topic.
"The Methamphetamine lab in your upstairs bathroom is for educational purposes only," I lost the seriousness in your question when I read this intelligent statement!?
Personally, I would let the grizzlies maul a little and be alive, then offer a patriotic armed resistence, and be DEAD!
EK
 
Hm.

.45-70 Garrett rounds should work for visiting marauders. I'm eager for the new SBS to begin morality checks in my neck of the woods, 'cuz I hear regular feds taste like &*&^.
 
This is a real hairy subject that's gnawed at my conscious till I can Bearly stand it. ;)


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Both pics are of the same Bear at different phases of life. George's depiction is later and demonstrates the negative results of counseling by a flippant follower of Freud.

Sam, my favorite 9mm is a 9X32, running.
 
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