kickshot85
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I spent the better part of yesterday evening shooting the breeze with a couple of my friends who are all avid hunters like myself and the discussion eventually found its way to the stupidest things we've either said while hunting or things we heard others say. Thankfully, I can't recall ever having said anything completely moronic but I have heard others.
1. A friend of my hunting buddy (whom I had never met before and hope to never shoot with again) said, after having missed every duck he shot at in the first six groups, "Damn, I don't know why their getting away, 00 buckshot should kill a duck, right?" And yes, he was shooting duck with 00 buckshot (lead).
2. Same guy, same day. After giving him a little education on waterfowl hunting and illegal practices he said, "But a game warden can't touch me here, it's private land!"
3. I was standing in line the second weekend of big duck, waiting to get my duck stamp. It was 5:30 in the morning and I was talking to some hunters behind me:
Hunter 1: Yeah, we shot our limit three mornings in a row last week.
Hunter 2: Us too, mostly teal.
Checkout woman: What can I get you today?
Hunters 1 & 2: I need a Federal Duck Stamp.
These are purely idiotic but I'd love to hear some funny ones if ya'll got them.
1. A friend of my hunting buddy (whom I had never met before and hope to never shoot with again) said, after having missed every duck he shot at in the first six groups, "Damn, I don't know why their getting away, 00 buckshot should kill a duck, right?" And yes, he was shooting duck with 00 buckshot (lead).
2. Same guy, same day. After giving him a little education on waterfowl hunting and illegal practices he said, "But a game warden can't touch me here, it's private land!"
3. I was standing in line the second weekend of big duck, waiting to get my duck stamp. It was 5:30 in the morning and I was talking to some hunters behind me:
Hunter 1: Yeah, we shot our limit three mornings in a row last week.
Hunter 2: Us too, mostly teal.
Checkout woman: What can I get you today?
Hunters 1 & 2: I need a Federal Duck Stamp.
These are purely idiotic but I'd love to hear some funny ones if ya'll got them.