Taco,
You can show her your Python. You're married for gosh sakes!
My friend, his father , and I were coming back from a plot way out in the woods where we had just done some shooting and we passed a spot where some people had dumped trash.
The older guy pulled out a .22 and started plinking at the bottles in the trash at very short range. I should have stopped until he was done or detoured way around but I walked past, just behind him. SMAK! One of the rounds ricocheted after it had gone through a bottle and bounced off a piece of wood- then hit me in the leg. The slug was flattened from hitting the bottle and wood so it didn't do much more than leave a bruise. Scared the fertilizer out of me, though.
No more shooting that day.
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Those who use arms well cultivate the Way and keep the rules.Thus they can govern in such a way as to prevail over the corrupt- Sun Tzu, The Art of War