This is a fun thread,,,
I'm reading and cracking up at the same time,,,
It's been almost 14 years since I had to "negotiate" with a spouse.
I do remember sitting down and thinking:
A box of ammo and some time in the desert,,,
Or a new halter for the wife's favorite equine companion.
The horse always won out,,,
So if I had a wife who was going to buy me a handgun,,,
I would make danged sure that she got something she liked as well.
Fortunately for me,,,
My girl-friend likes to shoot.
Our idea of a hot date is a picnic basket and a day at the range,,,
We usually have a shootout with our .22's to see who pays the range fee.
The lady can channel Annie Oakley,,,
She never lets me win!
A Very Merry Christmas to you all,,,
And may Santa's toy bag,,,
Smell like Hoppes #9.
Aarond