Some caliber humor :)

[smee78]

Love it, too funny.

 

[Cheapshooter]

Women and Europeans will appreciate the lighter recoil of the 9mm

Not all, as evidenced by another BPS gun counter experience.
While looking through the handgun cases I saw a young lady with a couple crumb crunchers in tow. One of them pointed out a little shiny pocket pistol, and said "that one is pretty mommy". Her answer to the little one, something country songs are made of, "No baby, mama wants a 45"!

 

[Hal]

That settles it! I have to rush out now and get a Pico puny people popper!

 

[TailGator]

"No baby, mama wants a 45"

Yes, indeed, a country classic. A couple of friends and I wrote one called "Get Off the Stove, Grandma, You're Too Old to Ride the Range." It was brilliant, but unfortunately in the morning we were sober and couldn't remember the whole thing.

 

[mdThanatos]

I need a vest like his.

 

[kenny53]

I had no idea I was doing it wrong. I need to find a wheel gun in 45-70.

 

[GarandTd]

I'm embarassed. I don't want to get made fun of for buying a plastic poodle popper.

 

[reddog81]

9mm is worth 15 Health Points??? I figured 9 points would be more appropriate since it takes like 11 shots to incapacitate someone

 

[disseminator]

How many points is the 44 Magnum Snubby?

 

[Cheapshooter]

How many points is the 44 Magnum Snubby?

The data is incomplete on a 44 Magnum snubbie. The researchers haven't found a body to examination ne. They were all vaporized immediately. But the shooters suffered 45 points to their hand and wrist!

 

[SATRP]

Thanks, Ohio Guy. That was welcomed Sat am humor.

 

[rallyhound]

sent Federal ammo an email asking them to put the points right there on the box.