Some advise to my fellow Handgunners

An assault refridgerator is defined as having 3 or more of the following:

Bayonet mount near the coils (the business end of the refridge).

Pistol grip door handles.

Flash supressor on the interior light so that you could sneak a snack in the middle of the night.

Large capacity (over 500 cubes) ice maker.

Folding or collapsable storage bins.

Sorry. :)

Tom
 
The small bayonet at the cap tube mounting in the rear was the thing that inflicted the most damage to my hand :eek: These things must be outlawed and their importation must be stopped :rolleyes:

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Anonymous
 
locnload, glad to see you're taking this lightly. After I posted, I thought geeze, that guy cut up his hand and all I can do is make cold refridgerator humor. :)

Hope things heal quickly.

Tom
 
One cannot laugh if one cannot laugh at himself ;)
The whole ironic thing to this story is that it would have never happened if I would have left it in the box. The night before leaving while loading this thing I heard something rattling inside, really sounded like something broken. I unboxed it to check and found nothing. When my dad and I loaded it I even made note and comment about the sharp metal work around the back and I thought to myself hey I don't want to get cut up with this thing. Stupid me I even had gloves in the truck, But Nooo we forgot em.
Anyway after four days of non left handed use, Guess what? I got the ***** of this and at least 6-7 days more to look forward to. :rolleyes:

This is why we must inform the Klintonians its for the Children :rolleyes:

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We preserve our freedoms by using four boxes: soap,ballot,jury, and cartridge.
Anonymous
 
Sorry about the hand, L&L. They say most accidents happen within 50 miles of home - was this "most"??

Torpedo: Those long quarterdeck mid-watches provided time for "practice" - one way was (C4) to turn the Mil 90 degrees (butt out), jam it in and pull it out. Well, it comes out cocked, but without a mag, who knows whether it chambered or ...

It was pretty fast ... if you got the flap out of the way okay.

Can't say it was safe at C3 jamming in and C1 drawing out. We'll get some comments, I'm sure.

IB
 
Ironbarr,This actually happened about 257 miles away from home. :)

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We preserve our freedoms by using four boxes: soap,ballot,jury, and cartridge.
Anonymous
 
Back to a serious note, I agree with ... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ledbetter:
... One reason why Everyone Should Own One Revolver ...[/quote]I've owned pistols for nearly two decades but am recently beginning to appreciate the value that a good revolver has to offer ... one hand operation of a revolver is much EASIER than one hand operation of a pistol -- even thought both are POSSIBLE.
 
It is truly an "evil" fridge if it has an ice crusher. Honestly, I do not know why you men insist that everything either look like a penis or have big names. "Crusher!"
 
loknload,
Seriously, now that the beast refrigerator has tasted of your blood, you'll have to quarantine it and hope that you have not been infected.
Sadly, because it has tasted human blood, it will have to be destroyed...after all it will crave for your blood...or even your daughter's and when you least expect it...it will strike. You must warn your daughter to observe the beast refrigerator for any sudden changes in behavior.
In fact...you'll have to be observed ...have you been acting suspiciously lately?
Sudden cravings? Padding around at night to visit the refrigerator? Opening the door for no reason? Feel drawn towards other...victims?
All the TFL'ers will have to watch your postings carefully for any strange signs.
 
Went to pick the daughter up today for the Labor Day weekend, And there it sat just lurking :eek: in the corner, Just waiting to strike :eek: I really do have to check to see if any of me was retained by the vicious beast. I will approach wearing leather gloves and a big ball peen hammer :) What evil lurks within when the light comes on. :D
Carry piece right now is a Colt DS with 2 reloads. I can shoot right handed ;) Most of the stitches should come out Tuesday :)

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We preserve our freedoms by using four boxes: soap,ballot,jury, and cartridge.
Anonymous
 
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