Signs of being a gun nut, revisited

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416rigby,

Those are prtty good. I wouldn't refer to "rifle-stroking" in the same sentence as your "inner circle," though. JMO. BTW, doesn't that affect your vision?

Regards,

Ledbetter

[This message has been edited by Ledbetter (edited August 08, 2000).]
 
When you mail off a 2" thick packet of papers to the NRA Legal Defense Fund to try and get 'em to pay $5k for your SECOND lawsuit against your Sheriff over his screwed-up CCW policies...you might be a gun nut :).

When you're pretty confident about it because the 2nd VP of the NRA owes you one, and you used to work as part of a debate team on the talk.politics.guns flame-fest zone with the wife of the NRA's lead counsel who's now going to be reviewing your grant application...ya...you might indeed be a gun nut :D.

Jim
 
1. Cant remember what cals all your guns are chambered in.

2. Go out and buy a gun at a good price, get home and find out you already have the exact same one you just bought.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>originally posted by 416Rigby:
7. When getting a concealed carry permit is higher up in the priority list than getting health insurance[/quote]

I thought that a CCW permit was health insurance ;)

Evan
 
When your UPS guy gets a hernia from repeated "ORM-D" deliveries.

When burglars break into your house, see all your gun stuff, and decide it's not worth the risk.

When instead of fireworks on the 4th you break out the tracers.

When your wife comes home, sniffs the air, and asks "Have you been cleaning your guns AGAIN?!?!?"
- and you cleaned up ALL the mess this time (didn't miss a single patch),
- and you even tried covering up the Hoppes with Lysol.
- etc...
 
When you have ammo for dozens of kinds of firearms that you don't even own.

When you have to disarm the teargas system before opening your gun safe.

If the ATF has you on their "to do" list.

You spend 4 hours posting on a forum for a computer game about how exactly recoil should be modelled.

If you've ever gone to a National Gaurd artillery range and hunted rats with a howitzer or an M249.

You might be a gun nut :)

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I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist

The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me
 
Also, if you are a gun nut, you scream in protest when you watch Tea With Mousilini and the Germans ride through the town on a Sherman tank.....

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I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist

The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me
 
...as do Japanese in quite a few 1950s films :) Not to mention the anachronistic hardware in "Patton"...or all those flashless recoilless rufles with dubbed in sound.
 
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