Shooting range wedding?

Marriage is such a serious and solemn covenant
Marrige is serious, this I agree with.
Getting married is not a solemn ccasion. It is a joyoues occasion It should be fun and done with flair and style. If you get married at a shooting range just do it with style.
If sad and somber faces are what you think correct for a wedding, how does that differ from getting hitched at a shooting range? If both people honor themsleves by exchanging thier wedding vows does it make them less honorably married if it is done anywhere but a church?
 
Hey, getting married at a range sure beats jumping out of an airplane! :D

As long as there's a cowboy hat and a couple of horses in there somewhere, it's all good... :o
 
Personally, I wouldn't.

These days, I think a Vegas thing is the ticket, but who knows, gotta find a groom first.

Hmmm...

Pro's-

- great excuse for fancy new belt, holster and "barbacue" gun.
- shoot a wedding cake (that is a good idea, only I would make sure to get two cakes and shoot the dry nasty one and eat the tasty one)
- have your FIL carry a slung shotgun. Let the jokes fly (my family would get a kick out of this)

Con's-

- bridal apparel limited, no white silk, satin or lace, no low cut, no long skirt... Basically, no wedding dress, unless you don't mind spending more then you would on a small car and having it get good and grimey within minutes or can find something range appropriate (and safe) that will work (which is gonna be a lot of shopping trips)

- the one I'd honestly worry about arming is the mother of the bride. Especially if she's the managing type who wants a big beautiful wedding for her baby. :eek:

Things to question-

- do you really trust *everyone* who's going to the wedding not to have an ND or AD? Seriously, that can ruin a whole day, it's your wedding, and everyone has *that* cousin/uncle/whatever.

- does either family have a history of difficult family get togethers? If Thanksgiving and Christmas are potential drama fests, I'd avoid giving these people guns, gathering them together and expect nothing bad to happen.
 
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