Scary Bald Guy Head Count

I carry a 30mm depleted uranium Avenger cannon with 40,000 rounds of ammunition. I have it mounted in the crotch of my bionic suit, which I ride around Mech Warrior style. It is perfectly legal in all 50 states because it has no pistol grip or bayonet lug, so it's obviously quite safe. Also, there is no phalic cannon prohibition as of this time. I definitely must pack such hardware as the carjackers in my area of the country are usually armed with M1A1 main battle tanks, which can make things a bit tense at times. They fear me though, as I can shred them to bits with 3 seconds continuous fire.

As for bald guy subtype: Polished chrome, hydralic muscles and the ability to crush a car with my foot type.

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I twist the facts until they tell the truth
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BULLSH0T:
Take that attachment off you freaking hippie!

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Promise me it won't hurt, Mr. Bullshot.

The great part about buzzing yourself is it is liberating. I don't worry anymore about what color the hair is, or isn't; don't worry anymore about where it isn't growing; don't worry about looking like Alfafa when I get up in the morning; don't worry about a strong wind rumpling my 'do; don't spend any money on shampoo, conditioner or Rogaine; don't need a hairdryer; don't spend any money on barbers. Bought my buzzer two years ago and I take the fuzz off about every other day. Maybe I will take the attachment off before I next go out for some 1911 practice.
 
Interesting how most of the scary bald guys here carry some variation of a 1911. Must be a genetic predisposition or something. :)

Actually I started shaving my head when I was spending a lot of time riding a bike in the south. Whenever I took my helmet off my hair looked like hell. So I started shaving it and have never looked back. Now I think I look stupid with hair.

Plus nothing feels quite as refreshing as the wind blowing over your bald head.



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An electric razor once or twice a day keeps it as smooth as a baby’s bottom. Of course all I have to do is the sides. Nature takes care of the rest.

Correia, must be a genetic predisposition or something? By George you could have something there ;)

I AM NOT A SCARY BALD GUY! I am a handsomely intimidating bald guy ;)


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Guns are not dangerous! People are! RKBA!

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[This message has been edited by Jerry45 (edited July 27, 2000).]
 
Ha. "Intimidating." Ha.

That's how people used to describe me, until I got tired of hearing it. Now they address me by my true moniker.

Oh and BTW: CindyH won't admit it here, but she was looking forward to a sort of SBG gallery. Howzabout it, fellows?

Slightly Mad
 
NO!! Coin that would shut down the entire internet, not just Rich's server!

[This message has been edited by HankL (edited July 27, 2000).]
 
Humm, i'm in fact called the scary guy at work, and also the gun nut. I as well do the #1 buzz thing and hell im only 31, but it is better than looking like a monk.

I carry a Smith( yeah I know) 4013- stainless .40 but I am looking into a Kimber 45 to keep up with the standard
 
What's so scary about bald guys? They only put marble tops on the finest furniture.


I'm 6'2", 265 lbs, with enough of a belly that when I stuff my 45 inside my belt under a white dress shirt, butt forward just ahead of my left hip, you can't see it.

About once a week, I use a Wahl electric barber's clipper with the shortest possible attachment on everything but the moustache.
When I let my hair grow out, I'm thin enough on top that I'm just looking through a little thin hair at a lot of scalp. I refuse to grow it long on the side and brush it over the top. I also hate paying out $9.00 at a small town barbershop when I can buzz it myself for free. Those Wahl clippers paid for themselves a long time ago (I tell myself that the money saved can go for ammo)

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Roger Shambaugh
Ottawa, Kansas

"No man who's in the wrong can stand against
a man who knows he's right and keeps on
a-comin'." Capt. Bill McDonald, Texas Rangers

[This message has been edited by KSLawman (edited July 27, 2000).]
 
I'm another B(earded)SBGI(n)T(raining), as I still have hair on my head- it just started going thin at the age of 20 (I'm now 24), so I'm not a full fledged SBG yet. Otherwise- 5'7" 185 lbs, and I carry a SIG Sauer P245.

As thin as I am up top, I could probably just shave it myself and become a card-carrying SBG. What would the wife think? :eek:

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Pray as though it's all up to God, act as though it's all up to you.

Aim small- miss small...

If it isna Scottish, it's CRAP! RKBA!
 
My son-in-law (bald at thiry) gives me grief about my thick head of grey hair. My rsesponse is, it may be grey, but at least it's still HAIR!

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Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club
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Bullshot shamed me into taking off the attachment guard-- "hippy" indeed. The #0 buzz still leaves a little stubble, and you gotta be a little more careful not to catch the skin, than using the #1 attachment. Maybe now I can grow cojones big enough to work toward the Bare Naked Dome, the Complete Shave.... Do you use an electric razor for that, or safety blade and shaving cream?
 
Been doing mine every other day for the last 3 years. Blade is the only way to go. Gillette Atra Plus and shaving cream. Looks pretty funny when my whole head is lathered up. :D



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Panzerführer

Die Wahrheit ist eine Perle. Werfen sie nicht vor die Säue.

Those that beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those that don't.
 
And those that beat their tanks into plowshares will turn them into a Catterpiller tractor. :D

Scary bald guy who is armed and only dangerous when he sees you coming 50 yards away.

Jim
 
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