Scary Bald Guy Head Count

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Mulio Rex

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Ok guys, how many of us are there,what is your primary carry piece,and what subtype of S.B.G (scary bald guy) are you?

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Big Guns again
No speakee well
But plain.
--H.C
 
...carry piece?

I know a wimpy bald guy who had his hair piece snatched by an ostrich through the sun roof of his Volvo station wagon while at Wildlife Safari.
 
Primary carry piece depends. Either SW99 in .40S&W or SIG P220 in .45ACP. Tend to carry SIG because it looks better with coat and tie. Swalther is more utilitarian in appearance - jeans and t shirt.

Bald Guy Subtype: SBTCTGHFWLIL, with large handlebar 'stache. I am hoping to combover someday.

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Panzerführer

Die Wahrheit ist eine Perle. Werfen sie nicht vor die Säue.

Those that beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those that don't.
 
S(lightly)M(ad)SBG is my subspecies.

Carry piece (primary) is a Springfield V10.

[This message has been edited by Coinneach (edited July 25, 2000).]
 
I have a feeling that the SBG weapon of choice will be a 1911 or variant therof.

..and BTW, Im a O-EBSSBG, thats One-Eyed Bearded Short Scary Bald Guy.

Coinneach: Bet that V10 looks cool when fired about dusk eh? :)

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Big Guns again
No speakee well
But plain.
--H.C
 
My combover would have to be my beard, bein short has it's advantages in cold weather, can keep my toes and head warm with my beard. Hard to walk that way tho.

Mod 36 3", Mod 686 2.5", Mod 696 3". Mod 19-3 6" for open cary. Maby that's why I'm short, heavy belt.

Sam...follow me, this trail looks familiar.
 
VLSBGG: Very Large Scary Bald Guy w/ Goatee.

6'4" 270, shaved head, but nature is starting to do me a favor and keep it cleared for me. I don't bic my head, I usually just use the electric razor with 0 attachment. Less work, less nicks.

Carry gun: Springfield Armory fullsize stainless 1911 loaded model. w/ McCormick 8 round mag, & one 10 round backup.

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Like Larry, I help nature out and shave mine with clippers twice a week. What I carry usually depends on wardrobe and activity. Mostly Glock 29 around the house now since it's new and I'm getting used to it. Outside, mostly 3" M65.
And I'm a V(ery)H(andsome)SBG. :)

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Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans. Robert E. Lee

Beware the three D's: The dumb, drunk, and deranged.

Chadintex@hotmail.com
 
I'm not scary. I'm incorrectly identified as intimidating.

I'm not bald. I'm aerodynamically and hydrodynamically enhanced.

I am a guy.

:) ;)

I like SA 1911s gov't models.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Erick:
LMFAO!!!!

Mine is self-inflicted :) I transferred to a plain-clothes surveillance & other stuff assignment. I had to change my appearance, long hair didn't work, so I shaved my head.
Carry piece? Why a 1911A1 of course!

Erick[/quote]

Erick: do you shave your dome daily? I have been doing a #1 buzz for the past year-- I do it myself-- but haven't quite worked my way to shaving right down to the skin. My kids tell me the #1 buxx makes me look younger and if I thought the complete naked head scheme made me look even younger, I wouldn't hesitate. Give me some pointers on this head shaving routine, if you will.
 
I probably am a scary bald guy. I am at the point of shaving my head because I am feeling foolish going to a barber for a "haircut".
I prefer to carry a Colt LWC in .45ACP or a BHP in 9mm.

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You have to be there when it's all over. Otherwise you can't say "I told you so."

Better days to be,

Ed
 
The Big Guy only made so many perfect heads, the rest, he covered with hair. As one of the perfect head types I carry a tuned Colt Officers 45.
Regards!
NSSUPBG Not so scary until provoked BG
 
Y'all make me want to shave my head now! Most of the bald guys in my area that aren't that way just from old age try to get a goatee as long as they can get it. With how scary they look.....I hope they don't carry! Well....hopefully nothing better than what I carry.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I have been doing a #1 buzz for the past year-- I do it myself-- but haven't quite worked my way to shaving right down to the skin.
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Take that attachment off you freaking hippie!

I was getting a bit thin on top and decided it's better to look like Telly than Bozo.
 
I am a bald-spotted scary guy. So, I shave. I am 6'3" and 200 lbs. Marginally scary, anyway.

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"Vote with a Bullet."
 
Bald? Yes.

Scary? Well, sometimes I scare myself. Does that count? I could probably fight my way out of a paper bag, but only if you soaked it in water first.
 
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