Rules

one pistol for every hand in the house and one rifle/shotgun for every person over 10.
dogs get included in the equation.
 
You can not miss fast enough to win.

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If your looking to government for the solution, you obviously don't understand the problem.
 
Greetings,

If you don't play golf or own a boat, you get to spend extra money on guns and ammo. (Based on real-world experience with Wife 2.0)

Regards,

Ledbetter
 
the term "Idiot proof" is a misnomer.

one size fits all means it fits nothing well

perminantly lubricated means you will have to replace it when it wears out ahead of schedule

selling a firearm is never a good thing unless you are a dealer. the money is soon gone and so is the firearm

when you buy insurance you are betting that something bad is going to happen. the insurance company is betting that it will not. the odds favor the insurance company that is why they have so much money.
 
One more rule for shoppers, based on the biker's motto that "chrome won't get you home":

For a defensive weapon, pretty doesn't matter. A gun is a tool. Nobody fusses about the elegant design of a chain saw, and nobody with more sense than money adds hand-carved ivory grips and gold trim to a chain saw. The gun can be as ugly as sin so long as it puts holes in the bad guys every time.
 
I get similar crap from my wife.. My wife feels safe with me around.. So I tell her, if I'm here to defend you, who do I rely on when TSHTF? I rely on myself and my .45. (or colt pony .380 when I can't carry the big guns.)

Also, how about:
A pistol and rifle for every room in the house. :)

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The first step is registration, the second step is confiscation, the final step is subjugation.
 
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