JoeBlackSpade
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I drink frequently, and when I have friends over we hang out by the bar, or out back by the grill.
During the college years, however, I (vaguely) remember people "crashing" everywhere. We used to go through KEGS like dirty underwear, and there'd be couples randomly scattered around the house/apartment/condo (depending on where the party was) at all hours. Massive acres of carpet were ruined. Sheets weren't changed, MATTRESSES were. Bathtubs were used for the storage of ice and beer. The refrigerator contained zero vegetables, and was well stocked with pizza boxes, chinese food cartons, and wine coolers for the ladies. Shoes on the furniture was o.k. The first guy to fall asleep lost his eyebrows to warm shaving cream and a razor. Any rectangular box-like structure qualified as a T.V. stand. At least 3 people vomited before the party was over. The police would make a minimum of one visit every third party, prematurely ending the festivities, and giving us all something to talk about until the next one.
Theres as much difference between your average mature adult having friends over for a barbecue, and the days of kegstands, blaring music, and general drunken stupidity.
Granted, your parties might involve tupperware and Chablis, but if you are the average college guy, then I somehow doubt it.
During the college years, however, I (vaguely) remember people "crashing" everywhere. We used to go through KEGS like dirty underwear, and there'd be couples randomly scattered around the house/apartment/condo (depending on where the party was) at all hours. Massive acres of carpet were ruined. Sheets weren't changed, MATTRESSES were. Bathtubs were used for the storage of ice and beer. The refrigerator contained zero vegetables, and was well stocked with pizza boxes, chinese food cartons, and wine coolers for the ladies. Shoes on the furniture was o.k. The first guy to fall asleep lost his eyebrows to warm shaving cream and a razor. Any rectangular box-like structure qualified as a T.V. stand. At least 3 people vomited before the party was over. The police would make a minimum of one visit every third party, prematurely ending the festivities, and giving us all something to talk about until the next one.
Theres as much difference between your average mature adult having friends over for a barbecue, and the days of kegstands, blaring music, and general drunken stupidity.
Granted, your parties might involve tupperware and Chablis, but if you are the average college guy, then I somehow doubt it.
