UPDATE:
Movement on the Recall Front! My Rem 700 has been shipped back to me and is due to arrive tomorrow via UPS. So now, in case anyone is even remotely interested in this still, and for the cause of completeness, the total timeline is (assuming UPS actually delivers tomorrow):
....Date.............Elapsed Time
4/11/2014......0 days = 0 weeks: They announced it
4/13/2014......2 days = 0.3 weeks: I registered online
6/4/2014......54 days = 7.7 weeks: They emailed box label pdf files and opened a ticket #
6/11/2014....61 days = 8.7 weeks: Boxes arrived at home
6/12/2014....62 days = 8.9 weeks: Box was given to UPS with rifle inside and shipped to Remington
6/17/2014....67 days = 9.6 weeks: Tracking said the rifle was delivered to Remington
6/27/2014....77 days = 11.0 weeks: Remington officially "received" it and issued a Repair number.
9/15/2014..157 days = 22.4 weeks: Began Actual Repair
9/23/2014..165 days = 23.6 weeks: Completed Repair and Shipped
9/25/2014..167 days = 23.9 weeks: Delivered (expected)
So...their 12 week repair took almost exactly twice that because it took them almost 12 weeks to "receive" it after it had arrived. Well, whatever...
Sadly, when I open the box tomorrow, it's not like it's going to be any different than when I boxed it up almost 6 months ago. At least I should be able to get to the range with it before it snows and sight in the scope again (after I re-mount it, etc...).
Oh, forgot to add one detail: I found out it was shipping back because I have a MyUPS account that notifies me when a package is coming. No email from Remington. Later I logged into their Online Repair tracking site and saw the message there but they didn't actively notify me. Not good since the delivery requires Adult Signature so I had to make sure my wife is going to be home tomorrow afternoon to receive it - and not good just on principle, it's not like they don't have my email address!