Well, I scored a "1". They said that 4 drinks in bars on a weekend is too much. Hell, it ain't near enough!
I had to lie, though. Brewster Co, Texas is the size of Delaware, but only 10,000 people. It's 85 miles from my house to the nearest "city" of 5,500...Down south, you can't find 2,500 people all gathered up together.
SO response time is around 30 minutes, if all the gates are open...We got lots of feds, but they're all Park Service Rangers, narcs or "migras" (Border Patrol); they stay on the pavement, not bothering us much.
We did have one killin'...in 1984. The perp did three years, but the local attitude was that he should have gotten a public service award...