Skunk Lying Next to the Deck!
I literally had to grab the nearest gun today. I live in the country, and got home after work with the thought of quickly dumping some ant powder around the house to use it up. As I approached my deck, I saw something I've never seen before. A small skunk was lying on its back, facing away from me, right at the corner of the deck next to my house. Apparently, the skunk had been overcome by the heat wave this afternoon, and was having a hard time. Seizing the opportunity to rid the yard of one more pest, I ran to my vault and grabbed the nearest loaded gun from it, which happened to be an FN Hi Power with some 147gr HP's. One to to head, with one more as confirmation (that the skunk wasn't going to come back from the dead), and the next scene was me carting it away in a shovel at full tilt. I barely got perfumed (there was a faint scent gathered by my clothes), but back to the point, sometimes you HAVE to grab the nearest gun!