Dear Miss Demeanors! (heh, heh, heh)
Let me see if I understand you correctly.
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MY* computer is working just fine and you want me to see if, by following your wonderful instructions, I can make MY computer work as horribly as yours....
(Heh, heh, heh.)
I seem to remember a thread, oh, just a short time ago, where another gentleman and I were reminiscing about being on TFL for just over a year. One of us made the unfortunate choice of using the word "anniversary".
And, if I remember correctly, some tacky individual created some very tacky impressions about what was otherwise a very pleasant experience. (heh, heh, heh.)
Please correct me if I remember incorrectly, but did I not say that one day revenge would be sweet? Did I not say that?
Now you need my help - to make my computer malfunction?
Read my lips, lady! OKAY? Just read my lips! OKAY? "Okay! I'll check for you!"
(Har, har, har! I FOOLED you!!!)