Just does not happen in reality
LOL! You're so right- no CCW practitioner would
ever be pre-occupied with his hands full!
Call whatever you like, but you'd bet your life on that, would ya? Same reason a chick shouldn't put a handgun in a purse- she just gave a purse snatcher a gun. Your arms are full, some scumbag sees you otherwise occupied, and you've got an obvious gun under your shirt. He doesn't consider your username, your possible branch of service, your hand to hand skills, or your mean look. He knows he can get what he wants, and you're incapable of defending yourself against him at the moment.
Ever hear of guys stealing wallets while the target is a guy is in a men's room at a urinal? Same deal- you're attention is elsewhere and the thief knows you can't retaliate- wallet's usually in the back pocket, you're tending to business, then...uh-oh, you're a victim. I think in that situation you should just yell "FUD!" at the top of your lungs, and the guy's guaranteed to give you back your wallet with an apology
Have a good one, LT, but you're not convincing me with your code words that temptation isn't great enough for printing like that to be a possible problem