Photo of Gore scouting future cabinet members

I recently read this joke on the Internet:

An Old Man gets on a bus and sits opposite a spike-haired dude like the one in the picture. He keeps staring at the kid until the kid snarls, "What's your problem dad?"

The OM sez, "Years ago, when I was wild and young, I got so drunk I made love to a parrot. I'm trying to figure out if you're my son."
 
Son, I invented and used to grow marijauna. I planted the seeds, fertilized them, hoed them with my own hands, picked the harvest, dried it in the shed behind the White House, cut it into finished product, rolled the joints myself, and Bill and I smoked alot of the product, but never inhaled. I admitted alot of mistakes in the past, and not inhaling was one of them.
 
McChainsaw, It's all becoming clear now!
Is this the incident that made them change the music to:
"IN-HALE to the Chief" ?

ordo
 
KID: "When can we lose the chains, dude?"

GORE: "When you turn in your dad's guns."

KID: "But why did you paint my hair permanent bullseye red?"

GORE: "Warden Horiuchi's eyesight ain't what it used to be."

[This message has been edited by Franklin W. Dixon (edited June 27, 2000).]
 
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