Kid -- "Here you go Mr. Gore, here's the money you asked me to raise for you by selling maryjane to the kids at the middle school. I hope it helps your presidential campaign."
Gore -- "I thought I told you to never to hand money to me directly, damnit. Give that to my chief of staff. Spit, where is the cameras."
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~USP
"[Even if there would be] few tears shed if and when the Second Amendment is held to guarantee nothing more than the state National Guard, this would simply show that the Founders were right when they feared that some future generation might wish to abandon liberties that they considered essential, and so sought to protect those liberties in a Bill of Rights. We may tolerate the abridgement of property rights and the elimination of a right to bear arms; but we should not pretend that these are not reductions of rights." -- Justice Scalia 1998