[OT]: They tried to lock me up but I escaped.

FUD if these stories are true and not some part of a right wing conspiracy to discredit Fighting Al, than Sir, you've got much bad ju ju. You should seek counsel from someone expert in the ways of removing bad ju ju. You can learn much about bad ju ju from watching original Jonny Quest cartoons.

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"Get yourself a Lorcin and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol."
 
FUD, your stories just keep getting better. I can't wait to read #4. :)

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"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"-Neil Peart
Vote in November.
 
Almost too funny to be true. You're a gas.

A little advice: If you're fighting STREP throat a couple times each year, I'd seriously look for a way to solve that problem. If removing the tonsils would do the trick, you should consider it. You do not want to play around with strep. Your kid already caught an illness from you once.
 
I've been battling strep since my grammer school days (I'm 39 now). In my teens & pre-teen years I was constantly sick ... sore throat --> cold --> strep --> flu ... then just as I got done fighting off the flu (about a month after it first got started), another sore throat would set in starting the process all over again. So, 6-8 cases of strep a year was not unusual for me and for some reason our family doctor was AGAINST having the tonsils removed.

Interestingly enought, are my stabbing / near death experience, the strep thing got much better to only a couple of times a year. I suspect that during and after the operation, I was pumped so full of penicillin to fight the risk of infection from the stabbing and the operation, that it boasted my immune system to where it's better able to resist strep. I'm not a doctor so I don't know for sure but I went from about half a dozen cases a year to only a couple and if I hit it early enough, even those couple aren't so bad.
 
Maby he is not only already right with God, he may have been chosen for testing of modern divine trials. Serving as an example for the rest that we do not all live in Mundania. Need to get into the geneology files to see if Fud is related to the forrest ranger who survived seven seperate lightning strikes over his carrear. He had a collection of fried smokey the bear hats.

The Fud trials are a bit different so as to be relatable to more people.

Sam...sometimes even bed ain't safe, got nailed in eyeball by fruit fly last night, that's what I get for sleepin with my eyes open.
 
All I know is that I want Fud to go to the range with me next spring, when the big skeeters get hatched - I like to have someone around to offer up as a sacrificial donor...
 
FUD,

On behalf of the people of Tennessee (more specifically, East TN), I invite you to visit and enjoy . . . Alabama. Please stay away from here. You see, we have rather sensitive items, such as nuclear weapons facilities and reactors, and, quite frankly, it looks like the only thing you haven't encountered in your journeys is a melt-down. Why risk it? You don't even have to fly over or drive through TN to get to 'Bama so, enjoy.

No hard feelings, okay? :) Just, stay away.
 
FUD....Consider this a "close second" and not a "one up."

I got a bladder infection a few months ago. Finally one night I could not pass any water so I went to the emergency room at my (shudder) HMO.

After the triage and an hour and a half while they prep the latest intern from Calcutta on reading a thermometer in English, I still had not been seen.

I took my Buck knife, went up to the window and cut the little plastic strap off my wrist and gave it to the receptionist.

Presto, suddenly they had a room for me.

Then a good looking nurse comes in and sez she has to insert a catheter. (Catheter= worse than a bullet wound) Anyhow, she asks if I would prefer a male nurse. I figured it out that she was not making a sexual orientation observation so I told her that I wanted whomever was "best" at it to do it.

So she proceeded. Little shove here, little jab there, a twist, a shove, a miss and FINALLY her wrist in my hand being twisted.

I told her to go to the phone, call a urologist on call, and have him come do it.

She politely informed me that the "policy" was that the "on call" doctor does not come until "absolutely necessary."

So, I asked her if the crash cart being shoved up her *ss would constitute an "absolutely necessary" condition?

I asked it in sort of a "yell" that carried into the rest of the rooms.

Guess what. I had a urologist in 15 minutes and it was over in 15 seconds.

Hospitals are no place to be sick.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lavan:
(Catheter= worse than a bullet wound)[/quote]

Amen.

I had some surgery in Flagstaff, AZ, awhile back.

Urination a problem?

No problem!

Most of the nursing staff appear to be either of Apache of Navajo extraction, and them folks are STILL p*%$$ed off at the white guys.

Hint: Don't tell a Native American, holding a sharp instrument in one hand and one of your prized body parts in the other, that your Great Great Grandma was a Cherokee Princess. It really tend to tick them off. Especially if you are redheaded. YEEOOUCH!

william
 
So have we officially tagged such happenings and mishaps as "pulling a FUD" or "FUDing Up"

you need to write a book if these are all true FUD, you'd make retirement real easy with the income from this board alone
 
If reincarnation is true, then I think FUD is the reincarnation of several very unlucky people into one body. Lets see, someone from Atlantis, someone from Pompei, just about anyone Jewish, and maybe someone from the Titanic as well, lol


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I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist

The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me
 
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