Nobody Believes Me
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sc928porsche
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The onlything missing in this thread is the campfire and chairs.
This one really is true, but most don't believe me either when I tell it except my stepfather since he was there when it happened.
I was a young boy, and we were rabbit hunting with his beagles. I was set up next to a creek with several brush piles and a pine thicket along one side, and an open field on the other. I was using his old single-shot .410.
The dogs jumped a rabbit, and a minute later I see the rabbit running directly toward me about 30-40 yards away. I raised the gun and fired. The rabbit is still running toward me, so I did the only other thing I knew to do. I hiked my leg back and kicked the rabbit as hard as I could as he was about to run past me. He rolled and was still....dead as a door knocker.
When we skinned it we were only able to find one pellet that had entered the skin in the chest area. It had only pierced through part of the hide, and was lodged just shy of piercing the meat. There were no other marks on that rabbit besides the bloody nose I gave it with my boot.
I was a young boy, and we were rabbit hunting with his beagles. I was set up next to a creek with several brush piles and a pine thicket along one side, and an open field on the other. I was using his old single-shot .410.
The dogs jumped a rabbit, and a minute later I see the rabbit running directly toward me about 30-40 yards away. I raised the gun and fired. The rabbit is still running toward me, so I did the only other thing I knew to do. I hiked my leg back and kicked the rabbit as hard as I could as he was about to run past me. He rolled and was still....dead as a door knocker.
When we skinned it we were only able to find one pellet that had entered the skin in the chest area. It had only pierced through part of the hide, and was lodged just shy of piercing the meat. There were no other marks on that rabbit besides the bloody nose I gave it with my boot.
SuddenPull
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Well, if you didn’t believe my original post, I suppose no one will believe my brother killed both deer and squirrels with one shot. He used one of my experimental loads when I mixed No. 6 and buckshot in one shell.
And I suppose the shot pellets exit the barrel, separate into 2 groups, huddle up, make a plan and head on out in 2 directions discriminating the game critters correctly and chase 'em down??? Do the pellets holler out to each other so they know they got the game plan down pat?
I sure hope you are just goofin' with these tales and don't expect anyone to really believe you! And moreso I sure hope you do not believe yourself. These tales are so far from possible reality that my american bulldog pitbull cross knew it was totally BS and she is not so bright as a flat tire! Not much chance you will find dumber or more gullible than her and she read this and looked at me and asked if you were for real! I told her, Deadly girl, I am afraid this suddenpull feller is tryin' to pull yer leg... she then said her hip was sore and she wished you were here so she could tell you some stories...
Did I mention that I have 4 bulldogs that speak perfect english and a fifth one tries but her hairlip causes a speech impediment, In fact when she sees a stranger she says.... "MARK MARK MARK...."!
Brent
I sure hope you are just goofin' with these tales and don't expect anyone to really believe you! And moreso I sure hope you do not believe yourself. These tales are so far from possible reality that my american bulldog pitbull cross knew it was totally BS and she is not so bright as a flat tire! Not much chance you will find dumber or more gullible than her and she read this and looked at me and asked if you were for real! I told her, Deadly girl, I am afraid this suddenpull feller is tryin' to pull yer leg... she then said her hip was sore and she wished you were here so she could tell you some stories...
Did I mention that I have 4 bulldogs that speak perfect english and a fifth one tries but her hairlip causes a speech impediment, In fact when she sees a stranger she says.... "MARK MARK MARK...."!
Brent
SuddenPull
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He got a couple of rabbits, too. Didn't want to mention that as rabbit season was closed.
sc928porsche
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How many points did the rack on the squirrel have?
SuddenPull
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I thank everyone for their time and input but enough humor has been shared on this thread. So SuddenPull is signing off until next time.
SKULLANDCROSSBONES65
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G'day. That dog is smarter than you. It was not a stranger, they had met before and she was trying to tell you his name.
SKULLANDCROSSBONES65
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G'day, are you one of the WARNER BROTHERS. Yosamidy Sam or Elmer Fudd? Brothers from different mothers.
Reminds me of the ten point i shot yesterday. He was on top of a hill when i shot him. I dropped him and he started rolling down the hill, rolled over and killed two rabbits. Then he hit a tree and two squirrels fell out dead. Then he rolled into a pond. When i got there and lifted his head up there was a ten pound bass on each of his eyeguards. true story
Did i ever tell you guys I went to study deer hunting with the head guru "the Nuge" Ted Nugent? He taught me deer language - for example "snort-wheeze snort-wheeze snort" means CMON BIG BOY I WANT SOME in doe language and "snort snort snort" means CMON BIG BOY GIVE IT TO ME TIL THE COWS COME HOME!" I tried it but the only deer I drew in was a weird looking buck - he had an earring and pink antlers!!
TheNatureBoy
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Somebody has been drinking that funny tasting spring water again 
grymster2007
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Is there a way to batch-process all the posters in this thread to my ignore list?
It gets goofier every time I come back.
It gets goofier every time I come back.
globemaster3
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Hey Grym, I've got a novel idea! Stop reading it!
Now that was pretty ugly Globemaster...
Hey reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were out hunting. You have to understand, she was big girl...real big...but not one of those pretty looking big girls, you know,(I was at that awkward stage of adolesence). My plan was to get her dressed up in camo, have her lay down and and use her as a ground blind. I just convinced her that's the way you are supposed to hunt. Well anyway, there we were, I had my bow and she was laying on her side. A huge 12 point came over the ridge and was walking straight at us...the plan was working...all to well. From my kneeling position, I couldn't shoot over her. Well now the buck was within 15 yards and I couldn't shoot. So I kicked her over to her back, but she kept rolling. She rolled right over that buck smashing it flat. Looked like those deer get that hit by a semi. Well the deer was worthless then.
That was the worst day of my life, I'll tell you what.
Hey reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were out hunting. You have to understand, she was big girl...real big...but not one of those pretty looking big girls, you know,(I was at that awkward stage of adolesence). My plan was to get her dressed up in camo, have her lay down and and use her as a ground blind. I just convinced her that's the way you are supposed to hunt. Well anyway, there we were, I had my bow and she was laying on her side. A huge 12 point came over the ridge and was walking straight at us...the plan was working...all to well. From my kneeling position, I couldn't shoot over her. Well now the buck was within 15 yards and I couldn't shoot. So I kicked her over to her back, but she kept rolling. She rolled right over that buck smashing it flat. Looked like those deer get that hit by a semi. Well the deer was worthless then.
That was the worst day of my life, I'll tell you what.
SuddenPull
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I'm surprised that you guys are more serious about BS that I am and I started this nonsense. Reminds me of the ancient days when the Counts, Discounts, and No Counts got together at the campfire and shot the camel dung because BS in those days was unheard of.