Nobody Believes Me

[SuddenPull]

The following, my friends, is a true story;

Last year the guys in camp got mad at me because I let all my deer walk. Then one of them said if I was not going to kill any deer I should go get a mess of squirrels to make dumplings with. Well, right behind the camp is an old fence that runs along the length of the property. When I got to the fence I propped my gun up on one of the fence posts. When I started climbing over the wire the gun fell, went off, and killed ten. I picked them up and came on back to the camp.

And that, by golly, is the gospel.

 

[hogdogs]

I smell poo-poo on someones shoe...

Brent

 

[Swampghost]

I'll believe you only because weird stuff has happend to me too, maybe not that weird.

You REALLY need to be more careful about crossing fences with a loaded firearm as this post attests to. A 'brother' of mine lost his 14 yr. old son due to an accident just like this.

If I wear an orange vest on a WMA an I just a target?

 

[Scattergun Bob]

Brent

If it looks like it, smells like it, it must be!

Sounds like poster need a new hunter safety class update!

 

[Darren007]

"Put your feet up folks!!! Its getting mighty deep in here."

 

[hogdogs]

If'n I had killed 20 squirrels in the same situation I wouldn't be braggin' about how I broke one of the 10 commandments of woods/gun safety!
Hey sudden pull, remind me not to hunt near you, okay...
Brent

 

[fisherman66]

I caught 3 black bass on one cast once. One on the front treble and two on the aft.

 

[Al Norris]

Brent? put another log onto the fire, will ya? Oh, an pass that bottle of Glenfiddich over here....

 

[Sgt.Fathead]

Safety, safety and then more safety. I, too, would not be hunting with you. Why go hunting if you're letting the game stroll by, by the by?

 

[hogdogs]

Well since I expected it would be quite late awaiting the election results i made a pot of strong coffee... Beats them real dull nights when no one posts anything at all.... BTW, I am quite fond of Makers mark for a sippin' drink
Brent

 

[Art Eatman]

Aw, they'd have believed you except that as soon as you finished telling the story, your pants caught fire.

 

[New_Pollution1086]

10 squirrels? with one shotgun blast?

what kind of load?, what distance?, choke?, barrel length?

picture?

T

 

[fisherman66]

Put yer feets up folks. Have a sip of sumthin good. Don't call anyone a liar, we're swappin fishin' stories. Sum of ya'll need a vacation.

 

[grymster2007]

Oh, an pass that bottle of Glenfiddich over here....

I like Glenfiddich, but I prefer the Macallan with my fiction.

 

[rem870hunter]

was it a 12 gauge? what kind of squirrels red or gray? i'll take a tall glass of 7 and 7 with little ice with this campfire story.

 

[SuddenPull]

Someone off this post had the AUDACITY to ask me if I was serious. I AM AS SERIOUS AS A LONG TAILED CAT IN A ROOM FULL OF ROCKING CHAIRS.

 

[model70fan]

Anybody wanna buy some ocean front property? Prime location in SE Montana- Always 80 degrees, sandy beaches, water as far as the eye can see, going quick so act fast!

 

[SKULLANDCROSSBONES65]

G'day. Did yo hear the one about the one armed fisherman?.......He caught one thiiiissssss long.

for sale. one canary, going cheep.

 

[bcarver]

glenfinch and macallum

Those sound like scotch.
I like my drinks made from cactus.
tequlia...yum.
patron.
Try this one.
One part Jose Quervo Patron.
and repeat.

 

[zippy13]

Art Eatman: Aw, they'd have believed you except that as soon as you finished telling the story, your pants caught fire.

You forgot the part where he dressed-out the squirrels before he put them in his pants pockets. Then the pants caught fire and roasted the squirrels.

The first liar ain't got a chance 'round here.