Brian, by all means I hope you're right. I'm just giving my personal analysis, and as someone who doesn't have any legal expertise, I can't say it means much of anything. I don't think anything I've posed is strange. I think there is plenty of reason to believe that the interpretation of the law in court will rely upon the exact nature of its text and the facts of grammar and punctuation that apply to it. In this case, that is the function of colons, semicolons, and commas.
As much as it truly pains me to say it (and I do mean that in all sincerity), it makes more sense to me to read the list as a list of separately qualifying conditions. But I won't bother to try to argue my point on the 3rd degree text, because it is just an opinion, and I don't have anything more to go by then what I've already stated. I'd be interested in hearing a professional legal opinion.
However, I am curious to see what your thoughts are on the 1st degree text. Up until just last night, I sided with your reading of the law. I had seen the question pop up on an NY forum awhile back (back when I lived in NY), someone gave your response, and I took it at face value without thinking anymore about it or reading deeper. What changed my mind last night was reading the text of the 1st degree law:
§ 265.04 Criminal possession of a weapon in the first degree.
A person is guilty of criminal possession of a weapon in the first
degree when such person:
(1) possesses any explosive substance with intent to use the same
unlawfully against the person or property of another; or
(2) possesses ten or more firearms.
Criminal possession of a weapon in the first degree is a class B
felony.
There's no "and" here and nothing about having to be guilty of a lesser degree of CPW.
EDIT: Re the "such person" bit, I would say that the "such person" refers to the "person" who "is guilty of" in the text before the numbers. Note that (1) opens with the same "such person", and clearly that paragraph doesn't precede itself. Also, I think the opening of the 1st degree text supports this reading, as it uses "such person" in the same way.
The other food for thought I'd offer is: if you wanted the law to mean what I'm arguing it means (that the first element is [CPW 4 & previous crime] and everything else is a separate option), how would you go about modifying it? I'll admit that I'm looking for something that doesn't involve just making that the last numbered point instead of the first.
EDIT 2: Okay, so I think I've cracked this nut in a way that is consistent with my interpretation and consistent with your belief that it's not a crime to have x number of firearms.
§ 265.00 Definitions.
...
3. "Firearm" means (a) any pistol or revolver; or (b) a shotgun having
one or more barrels less than eighteen inches in length; or (c) a rifle
having one or more barrels less than sixteen inches in length; or (d)
any weapon made from a shotgun or rifle whether by alteration,
modification, or otherwise if such weapon as altered, modified, or
otherwise has an overall length of less than twenty-six inches; or (e)
an assault weapon. For the purpose of this subdivision the length of the
barrel on a shotgun or rifle shall be determined by measuring the
distance between the muzzle and the face of the bolt, breech, or
breechlock when closed and when the shotgun or rifle is cocked; the
overall length of a weapon made from a shotgun or rifle is the distance
between the extreme ends of the weapon measured along a line parallel to
the center line of the bore. Firearm does not include an antique
firearm.
So basically, "firearm" means pistol, since SBRs and SBSs is a whole nother can of worms. With that in mind, consider this:
§ 265.20 Exemptions.
a. Sections 265.01, 265.02, 265.03, 265.04, 265.05, 265.10, 265.11,
265.12, 265.13, 265.15 and 270.05 shall not apply to:
...
3. Possession of a pistol or revolver by a person to whom a license
therefor has been issued as provided under section 400.00 or 400.01 of
this chapter; provided, that such a license shall not preclude a
conviction for the offense defined in subdivision three of section
265.01 of this article.
So I'd take that as saying that having a pistol license for the "firearms" in question exempts you from all the CPW charges on said "firearms" EXCEPT for subdivision (3) of CPW 3:
§ 265.01 Criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree.
A person is guilty of criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth
degree when:
...
(3) He or she knowingly has in his or her possession a rifle, shotgun
or firearm in or upon a building or grounds, used for educational
purposes, of any school, college or university, except the forestry
lands, wherever located, owned and maintained by the State University of
New York college of environmental science and forestry, or upon a school
bus as defined in section one hundred forty-two of the vehicle and
traffic law, without the written authorization of such educational
institution; or
which is irrelevant to our discussion.
Case closed?