On Jul 18, 2004, John wrote:
>>> Uh, don't ask how or why a 5 year old got expelled in first grade. Ah well, I'll go ahead and tell ya - I got caught with a knife and cut a kid's finger who grabbed for it. It was a butter knife that I used to carve Playdoh with, and I had it in a paperbag with my Playdoh to take with me to my babysitter's after school. A little friend looked inside, saw the butter knife and started screaming "he's got a knife!" (Hey, that was what, 1962??) and I was expelled.
John<<<
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Now that one is completely amazing to me.
In 1964, I was (briefly) in the American (US Army) grade school in southern Germany. At that time, many of the boys were heavily into stick and tissue rubber band powered airplanes. We also found that the rubber strands used to power them were EXCELLENT for snapping ants (evidently, kids have been at war with ants all over the world, even today). BTW, the kids in the German schools also "did" the airplanes and snapped ants, I found out four months later.
In any event, we carried such rubber bands to school and had "group snappings" (of ants, not of each other). I don't recall the circumstances, but the principle grabbed me one day and had me turn out my pockets. I had THREE pocket knives (Lord knows why) AND one 18" section of "Assault Rubber."
The idiot proceeded to grill me about the "use" of the rubber, then showed me how (in the guise of a question) how one might make a finger slingshot and shoot a paper clip into someone else's eye(s). Ultimately, he took the rubber band, but made no comment or action about the (3) pocket knives.
Over the years, I've thought about the astounding stupidity of his actions. Granted, the boys almost certainly would have discovered the mischief potential for the rubber bands on our own, but for that moron to stand there and give us a BLUEPRINT........
Prior to arriving in Germany, I carried my little Win target rifle to school every Thursday, so we could go shoot on the Jr rifle team after school (Ft. Huachuca). Fortunately, (evidently) the rifles in those days didn't give off the evil "gun rays" and none of us ever went berserk with our rifles.
"Jeff"
Arizona