Bill Hebert
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How about rubber bladder grips? You "pump them up" to fit your hands. It could use a purple neon light inside the receiver that would somehow glow out the bottom of the magazine.
Need design input on "PimpGun 2000"
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I also like the gold fish tank in the grip idea. This could be acomplished by putting the magazine in front of the trigger (ala Tec-9). Sure the size would be bigger than what the average pimp would want to carry tucked in his skin tight bell bottoms, but maybe this artillery could be kept stricly in the pimp mobile. Make up a matching, smaller, .25 acp version for his drawers.
This would also make the gun big enough to fit some of the other accesories and extra design features. The crack pipe could be part of the magazine?
ONE last thing. It should be manufactured by S&W's custom shop, they won't have much else to do.
This would also make the gun big enough to fit some of the other accesories and extra design features. The crack pipe could be part of the magazine?
ONE last thing. It should be manufactured by S&W's custom shop, they won't have much else to do.
tackdriver
New member
I think someone already beat you to it... it's called the tec-9. Either way, make sure you have a east-side model and a west-side model.
People! People! The vast majority of you are confusing the aspects of a "Pimp Gun" with a "Gangsta Gun," or are at the very least intermixing the two.
What are the absolute requisite descriptors of a Pimp Gun?
<UL TYPE=SQUARE>[1]It's small.
[2]It's gaudy and flashy.
[3]It's inherently cheap, regardless of how much money has been spent gussying it up.
<LI> Thus, 9mm is really too much gun for a righteous pimp. More to the order is .32 ACP, .32 long, .25 ACP, .22 LR, .22 short, and maybe the occasional .38 S&W, though that's a tad esoteric for the pimp gun.
<LI> Nickel plating is the fave, but blued specimens with heavy engraving and/or inlay are acceptable. Engraving is preferably custom, with cheezy names put on the slide or barrel or maybe the frame. It is uncertain whether these names are meant to apply to the firearm or the bearer of it, but it is best not to ask.
<LI> Imported small-frame revolvers, dressed-up Colt Pocket autos and Berettas, old Iver Johnson revolvers with new finishes and after-market "flashy" stocks are all to be favored.
<LI> Tritium absolutely would NOT be used, because this would actually be money spent adding to the function of the gun, without adding a bit to the overall look of the gun. However, a tacky little add-on laser would be right up the alley of one of these lovely little POS's, because they add to the overall look and mystique when one turns it on.
<LI> Trigger pull on revolvers must be horrid, and unreliable on autos. Preferred are those pistols that would be likely to misfire. Safeties are to be eschewed.
<LI> Bonus points for stocks that cost more than the entire pistol. Bonus points for finishes that likewise cost more than the rest of the gun. Bonus points for mixed, incomplete loadings.
<LI> And finally, Bonus points for S&W, whom the well-informed pimp would doubtlessly realize was YET ANOTHER WHORE.</UL>
[This message has been edited by Long Path (edited April 10, 2000).]
What are the absolute requisite descriptors of a Pimp Gun?
<UL TYPE=SQUARE>[1]It's small.
[2]It's gaudy and flashy.
[3]It's inherently cheap, regardless of how much money has been spent gussying it up.
<LI> Thus, 9mm is really too much gun for a righteous pimp. More to the order is .32 ACP, .32 long, .25 ACP, .22 LR, .22 short, and maybe the occasional .38 S&W, though that's a tad esoteric for the pimp gun.
<LI> Nickel plating is the fave, but blued specimens with heavy engraving and/or inlay are acceptable. Engraving is preferably custom, with cheezy names put on the slide or barrel or maybe the frame. It is uncertain whether these names are meant to apply to the firearm or the bearer of it, but it is best not to ask.
<LI> Imported small-frame revolvers, dressed-up Colt Pocket autos and Berettas, old Iver Johnson revolvers with new finishes and after-market "flashy" stocks are all to be favored.
<LI> Tritium absolutely would NOT be used, because this would actually be money spent adding to the function of the gun, without adding a bit to the overall look of the gun. However, a tacky little add-on laser would be right up the alley of one of these lovely little POS's, because they add to the overall look and mystique when one turns it on.
<LI> Trigger pull on revolvers must be horrid, and unreliable on autos. Preferred are those pistols that would be likely to misfire. Safeties are to be eschewed.
<LI> Bonus points for stocks that cost more than the entire pistol. Bonus points for finishes that likewise cost more than the rest of the gun. Bonus points for mixed, incomplete loadings.
<LI> And finally, Bonus points for S&W, whom the well-informed pimp would doubtlessly realize was YET ANOTHER WHORE.</UL>
[This message has been edited by Long Path (edited April 10, 2000).]
Chad Young
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Hmm, I honestly never thought this would get so many responses! I think I may have to take these suggestions and split them into two separate designs. I amthink a full-size Pimp Special and a Pimp Lyte model.
Keep the ideas coming, folks, I cannot wait to see what the final rendered image will be.
Keep the ideas coming, folks, I cannot wait to see what the final rendered image will be.
How about a Sundance Boa .25 with the following (comes with built in laser):
-Fake gold plating.
-Plastic 'mother of pearl' grips.
-Built in crack pipe (remove mag, drop rock in, suck thru barrel while lighting... oh yeah, remove round in chamber if not too late...oops.)
-HoMeBoY nite sites.
I also liked the diamond front sight and the 'low rider' IWB holster.
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Anarchism: The radical notion that I am the sole authority when it comes to deciding what's best for me.
-Fake gold plating.
-Plastic 'mother of pearl' grips.
-Built in crack pipe (remove mag, drop rock in, suck thru barrel while lighting... oh yeah, remove round in chamber if not too late...oops.)
-HoMeBoY nite sites.
I also liked the diamond front sight and the 'low rider' IWB holster.
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Anarchism: The radical notion that I am the sole authority when it comes to deciding what's best for me.
Oh yeah, its got to have a pink mink fur covered fuzzy trigger.its gotta be solid 24k gold. yeah yeah i know the gun would most likely blow up when u shoot it but your safety is not worth looking good.
then all the levers (slide catch, mag release, hammer, ect.) gotta be in pink or other bright neon colors.
then the slide has to be at a 90 degree angel from the grip. therefore you get the gangsta grip but the slide would face the right way.
the gold has to have custom engraving of naked women all over it of course. and the grips also have to be pearl with the same engravings. or money signs $$$
then all the levers (slide catch, mag release, hammer, ect.) gotta be in pink or other bright neon colors.
then the slide has to be at a 90 degree angel from the grip. therefore you get the gangsta grip but the slide would face the right way.
the gold has to have custom engraving of naked women all over it of course. and the grips also have to be pearl with the same engravings. or money signs $$$
You have forgotten the most BLATANTLY obvious symbol of ghetto status that NO self-respecting player can do without:
The beeper.
Thats right, yo. This heeyah gat not only guns down anyone dat dares to diss ya, but its gots a beeper in tha grip that lets yah stay in touch wit yo peeps. Word. Reach out an kill someone.
Snoop-Coro-Puff-Daddy-Big-Gat-Mike
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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert Heinlein
The beeper.
Thats right, yo. This heeyah gat not only guns down anyone dat dares to diss ya, but its gots a beeper in tha grip that lets yah stay in touch wit yo peeps. Word. Reach out an kill someone.
Snoop-Coro-Puff-Daddy-Big-Gat-Mike
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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert Heinlein
Therapydude
New member
10 Suggestions for the Pimpgun
1. The frame must be strong enough to withstand repeated smacking of the b#tches (at least the ones that get out of line and deserve it), yet light enough to achieve sufficient velocity when swung (maybe titanium).
2. The caliber must be underpowered to such an extent that, upon impact from the bullet(s), the victim is forced to seek relief through the use of such medical supplies as hydrogen peroxide and regular-strength tylenol (maybe a .25 auto or a .177 CO2 pellet gun).
3. If a semi-auto, the slide must bear the inscription "B#tchBettaHaveMyMoney" somewhere upon it (preferably with gold inlay).
4. In conjuction with #3 above, the likeness of a playboy bunny must be clearly visible upon the gun in some area.
5. The price of the grips must exceed the total price of the firearm by at least a factor of 5 and be composed of either synthetic pearl or a psychedelic hue of some type.
6. The rear sight should be composed of a pair of angled dice, or perhaps just one die with a hole drilled through the center to act as a peep/ghost ring sight.
7. The take-down lever must be able to perform "double duty" as a bottle opener for the finest assortment of malt liquors.
8. The magazine release (if side mounted) should be painted to look like an 8 ball.
9. The chamber loaded indicator should be in the same shape and color as a welfare check.
10. Much like the pimp's hat, the lanyard loop should have a feather sticking out of it.
1. The frame must be strong enough to withstand repeated smacking of the b#tches (at least the ones that get out of line and deserve it), yet light enough to achieve sufficient velocity when swung (maybe titanium).
2. The caliber must be underpowered to such an extent that, upon impact from the bullet(s), the victim is forced to seek relief through the use of such medical supplies as hydrogen peroxide and regular-strength tylenol (maybe a .25 auto or a .177 CO2 pellet gun).
3. If a semi-auto, the slide must bear the inscription "B#tchBettaHaveMyMoney" somewhere upon it (preferably with gold inlay).
4. In conjuction with #3 above, the likeness of a playboy bunny must be clearly visible upon the gun in some area.
5. The price of the grips must exceed the total price of the firearm by at least a factor of 5 and be composed of either synthetic pearl or a psychedelic hue of some type.
6. The rear sight should be composed of a pair of angled dice, or perhaps just one die with a hole drilled through the center to act as a peep/ghost ring sight.
7. The take-down lever must be able to perform "double duty" as a bottle opener for the finest assortment of malt liquors.
8. The magazine release (if side mounted) should be painted to look like an 8 ball.
9. The chamber loaded indicator should be in the same shape and color as a welfare check.
10. Much like the pimp's hat, the lanyard loop should have a feather sticking out of it.
ShallCarry
New member
This is fun...
Colt Commander in .45acp (stolen from an unlucky "john"
Pearl side panels with a Cadillac emblem on the left, and a Lincoln emblem on the right.
All screws gold plated
Gold plated controls, trigger, and hammer.
Gold plated high ride beaver tail safety.
Gold plated rear sight, diamond stud front sight (mounted on the right side of the slide).
Gold plated muzzle crown.
Gold chain trigger guard.
Diamond chips inbedded in the front strap and mag housing.
Engraving to left side of slide reading "Bitch Slapper!"
Gold plated magazine floor plate.
Two pink dingle balls hanging from a gold lanyard ring.
White kydex shoulder holster, form fitted for the Gangsta Style sights.
Loaded with Winchester Silvertips with polished brass.
[[GRIN]]
--Rich
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Nothing threatens freedom so much as self rightous ignorance.
Colt Commander in .45acp (stolen from an unlucky "john"
Pearl side panels with a Cadillac emblem on the left, and a Lincoln emblem on the right.
All screws gold plated
Gold plated controls, trigger, and hammer.
Gold plated high ride beaver tail safety.
Gold plated rear sight, diamond stud front sight (mounted on the right side of the slide).
Gold plated muzzle crown.
Gold chain trigger guard.
Diamond chips inbedded in the front strap and mag housing.
Engraving to left side of slide reading "Bitch Slapper!"
Gold plated magazine floor plate.
Two pink dingle balls hanging from a gold lanyard ring.
White kydex shoulder holster, form fitted for the Gangsta Style sights.
Loaded with Winchester Silvertips with polished brass.
[[GRIN]]
--Rich
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Nothing threatens freedom so much as self rightous ignorance.
This is great everybody. You are well on your way to designing a gun to outclass what until now was my favorite gun for the successful pimp. At the risk of offending an owner, Falcon of California made some lefthanded 1911 copies in 1885-86. But their Gold Falcon model must be a sight to behold. The frame was solid 17k gold, the slide stainless and it had diamonds set in the sights. They made fifty and the '99 Stand. Cat. of Firearms gives a NIB price of $30,000. Again, sorry if I offended an owner by calling it a pimp gun. John
You guys forgot the most important detail... Speakers. Tha damn gat got to have speakers on it. It could play mp3's for the techno-homey, or just radio for the po pimps. Yo, it's my gat got that bass! It also needs to be inscribed, "not my gun" and "some cop planted this" on the grips.
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"If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with Army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of constitutional privilege." Wilson vs. State, Ark. 1878
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"If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with Army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of constitutional privilege." Wilson vs. State, Ark. 1878
Yea, speakers!
How about some giant subwoofers? Something way to big for the frame of the gun. And don't forget the accessories: The slide release, safety lever (optional), mag release, and take-down lever must all be gold plated and protrude at least 2" out of the pistol frame. These protruding stylin' accessories must be in excellent shape, but the rest of the gun can look like a piece-o-c*@p. As long as the accessories look good, the rest of the car...uh, GUN will be KEWL.
hehehehehe
How about some giant subwoofers? Something way to big for the frame of the gun. And don't forget the accessories: The slide release, safety lever (optional), mag release, and take-down lever must all be gold plated and protrude at least 2" out of the pistol frame. These protruding stylin' accessories must be in excellent shape, but the rest of the gun can look like a piece-o-c*@p. As long as the accessories look good, the rest of the car...uh, GUN will be KEWL.
hehehehehe
front sight => gold plated mercedes hood ornament.
rear sight => gold plated breasts with diamond or tritium ni**les.
No holster => gun is worn hanging around neck from a large gold chain.
Sight adjustment => sights must work in a way as to always place the bullet in an innocent bystander 2 blocks away.
Laser => laser must get hot enough to light crack/cigs. and come complete to make cool patterns on the ceilings of the local discos.
cubic zirconium should take the place of any diamond items and imitation gold plate instead of the real stuff.
Gun should be balanced in such a way as to feel good in the hand while being held sideways behind the back while running away and shooting blindly.
grips => Velvet, to match shoes, jacket, and hat.
Gun should be the only handme down from a daddy that was never known "cause papa was a rollin stone".
haha -ddt
rear sight => gold plated breasts with diamond or tritium ni**les.
No holster => gun is worn hanging around neck from a large gold chain.
Sight adjustment => sights must work in a way as to always place the bullet in an innocent bystander 2 blocks away.
Laser => laser must get hot enough to light crack/cigs. and come complete to make cool patterns on the ceilings of the local discos.
cubic zirconium should take the place of any diamond items and imitation gold plate instead of the real stuff.
Gun should be balanced in such a way as to feel good in the hand while being held sideways behind the back while running away and shooting blindly.
grips => Velvet, to match shoes, jacket, and hat.
Gun should be the only handme down from a daddy that was never known "cause papa was a rollin stone".
haha -ddt