Naming Weapons

Just a few thoughts about naming personal weapons--
I have mixed emotions about this practice. Perhaps it developed in ancient times when metallurgy was an arcane art and items of iron and later steel were thought possessed of mystical properties. Oaths were sworn on the sword and so forth. The one-of-a-kind edged weapon of a knight/noble required much personal dedication, and the cost was sometimes the equivalent of years' income. This was very different from the issue gladius or machaira, turned out in their thousands by Roman and Greek armorers.

I have a problem with naming a particular weapon and thus attributing a "personality" to a it. This tends to validate some stupid contentions of the anti-arms idiots, to the effect that "Guns are EEEVULLLL!" Naming a gun or knife identical to thousands of identical items, you take it out of the realm of useful tool and assign it its own character, for good or bad. We need to use care in letting certain people know.

ALL OF WHICH BEING SAID - - - - I have done the same thing over the years.

An early commercial Colt 1911 I obtained in the early sixties has been "Ole Sam" (for Sam Colt) off and on since that time.

My Walther PPK .380, bought new in 1966, was a constant companion for years, and I called it, "The Little Hun."

"Mark Ivy" is a Colt GOvt .45 I rigged out for the the 1981 IPSC Nationals. It has the old, large format slide makings, "Mk. IV Series 70," Hence "his" name.

My 1969-vintage lightweight Commander was stolen from my car in Fort Worth in the mid-80s. FWPD pawnshop detail found it me some months later and I had to go to a property hearing to recover it from the pawnbroker. I had given serial number on the theft report, and I also took along a witness familiar with the pistol. After I was awarded custody, my witness (old friend Stephen Camp, TFL participant) jokingly dubbed the Commander, "Lassie," from the collie in the book, Lassie Come Home. Thus the name of my beat-up old alloy frame Colt.

Calling my model 1928 submachine gun, "Tommy," or "Mr. Thompson" is more a play on the inventor's name than assigning it personality traits.

I tend to think of my favorite firearms the way an old carpenter might consider his most- used hammer or saw--a reliable tool having given long service, to be depended upon when there's work to be done; a warm old friend which . . . Wait. I'd better shut up now.

Best regards,
RR

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Rocky Road wrote: "ancient times when metallurgy was an arcane art and items of iron and later steel were thought possessed of mystical properties.

Guess I'm sill living in those times. Isn't warding off evil a "mystical property?" :D
 
G30 is "MaryAnn"
G29 was "Ginger"
G36 will be "Jeanie", as in I Dream Of
P32 is "Squirt"
Rem 870 is "Hoss"
10/22 is "Little Joe"
SKS is "Rooskie"
Haven't named the Swede yet.
 
I have used:
Orchrist "The Goblin Clever" for my Bushmaster...
Glamdring "The Foe Hammer" for my FAL
Grond (the Battering ram that upon it lay spells of ruin) for my gun... :D
 
I've named my Security Six Mathilde. It means "mighty warrior maiden" and I have this silly little daydream of asking a BG in a menacing way "You want to waltz with Mathilde?" Probably wouldn't have the time to say it, but still...

As an aside, I didn't notice this thread until after I posted a similar one, so more can be found there.
 
One of you guys enlighten me on Mjollnir please.

When we converted my unit from Infantry to Field Artillery one of the first M198 howitzers we received had Mjollnir painted on the tube. I always wondered about the significance of that name. The howitzers were transferred to us from a unit at Ft Bragg.

Jeff
 
I don't have names per say, but I do put the mark of the "Elder Sign" upon all my firearms to protect them from Cthulhu and his minions! No really.
Course than if I ever get my FN-FAL :rolleyes:, I'm going to dub it "Storm Bringer" and baptise it during a Florida thunderstorm. :D

Jon
 
Sigs are "American Express". Never leave ome without them.
SGT 11-87 tricked out 12 gauge "Darth".
A very sinister looking friend.
named after the one and only Darth Vader. prett sinister in his own right.

Be safe, MDS
 
My Sig 229 has been called "Siggy" at times, but I'm still looking for the right name. The Remington 1100 is simply "The Remington".

Kiffster
 
i agree on the possible down side of public naming of weapons. like a warrior's secret name. the naming of a weapon was usually was done only after that weapon had proven it's self on the field of battle or in combat. a name given other wise is the owners fantasy only.
to that end my handguns have no names save the ones given them by their manufacturer. my goal is to keep each one of them a virgin.
however, my hunting rifles that have proved themselves on game in the field are named and were often named by my friends or hunting partners. this was also the custom in warrior culture.
i have a 25-06 Sendero engraved with the name Mjollnir. (it has had this name for over 5 years). one evening as i sat in a tower stand along a 25 acre alfalfa field i spotted a buck at the far corner of the field. i had measured that corner and i knew it was 385 yards (+ - 5 yards) to his location. i settled the Sendero onto the sandbags stacked on the rail. when i touched the trigger a 117 grain Hornady SPBT traveling at 3150 fps zipped toward the buck. thru the 3.5X10 50mm Leupold i saw him flinch, stumble and then fall over. (the bullet had hit a little high and took out one of his thoracic vertebra. as he fell i heard a voice say "Holy **** he fell as though hit by the hammer of Thor!!" my hunting buddy had walked up on me as i was lining up the buck in the scope. he had watched the entire thing thru his own scope braced on the leg of the tower stand. after that the story was told over and over until when i pulled that rifle out hte common response was "There's Thor's hammer." finally i had a gunsmith engrave the title on the side of the scope base.


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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch.
Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.
Let he that hath no sword sell his garment and buy one. Luke 22-36
They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night. Song of Solomon 3-8
The man that can keep his head and aims carefully when the situation has gone bad and lead is flying usually wins the fight.
 
Dan Wesson .357 = WindSucker
Smith-N-Wesson .44 = WidowMaker
Glock 17 = Insurance
Glock 26 = Sneaker
AR15 w/ 24" Barrel and 10x50-56mm scope = Black Majik
AR15/A3 CAR Style = Equalizer
SAR 48 = StormBringer

The carry pieces are named for normal conversation - "It's okay dear, I have Sneakers" or "It's okay, I have insurance" - then if need be, the hammer falls...

The rest are just names I have stolen shamelessly...
 
panzerfuehrer:

I know how you feel about selling your Colt Trooper. I had one in Jr. College, a Mark III 4" Barrel in stainless steel. Sure missed that gun. Fortunately I found one just like it on the internet a little over a year ago. Was as in new condition, except for a little rust in the inards and a couple of inches of dust from sittin in some guys dresser drawer for 30 years. Paid $250 for it. Took it apart and gave it a real good cleaning and oilin'. Rubbed the wood down with walnuts. Can't tell it from new now.

I think I'm going to name it 'Snake' Got my third rattler with it tonight. Was down at the barn gettin' hay for the horses. Bent over to pick up a hay hook that had fallen on the floor. The snake struck but missed by about two feet. I always carry my colt with a couple of snake loads along with a couple of 158gr copper jacketed hollow points. Was the last mistake that snake will ever make. One shot and half of his head and part of his body was gone. He was recoiling for another strike, but he never got the chance.

Yep, I think 'Snake' it is.... after Kurt Russel in Escape from New York...




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Richard

The debate is not about guns,
but rather who has the ultimate power to rule,
the People or Government.
RKBA!
 
We named a gun purely for family-code purposes; so that younger children and guests wouldn't know what we were talking about. It's supposed to be concealed carry, right?? ;)

--Denise
 
No names but have heard a couple from others not mentioned here.

From firearms book.
MG-42 "REAPER OF THE REICH"

Engraved on a french cannon
"The final argument of kings"
 
Rem m700 .30-06 = "Big MO"

As in the USS Missouri MO because the MO has the big 18 inch guns and all my hunting buddies use .243 or .270 etc and I have the "big" .30-06'
 
Well, so far I have named only two rifles. The Remington 660 .308 Win. in an H&S Precision stock(early version, no aluminum bedding block) named "Farfull". Made the longest shot I have ever made on a deer. 427 paces. The deer was already wounded and getting away, or I would have passed on the shot.
I let a guy shoot my .375x338 Mag. wildcat at a piece of armor plate about 75 yards out. The 300 gr. bullet smacked that armor plate and spun it through the air like it was a piece of paper. He rubbed his shoulder and said, "Wow! That gun hits like a hammer on both ends." I've called it "The Hammer" ever since.
Paul B.
 
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