Me and my bro have decided that if we ever get into a gun fight with a druggie(s)that we will not only fight with bullets but also with psychological warfare.
Our idea is too yell as loud as we can(and make sure they hear it)stuff like this.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW"
"THIS AIN'T NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK!!!"
"WALT YOU AND ELMER FLANK THEM ON THE LEFT,GEORGE YOU AND ZACH FLANK THEM ON THE RIGHT,ME AND BOB WILL STAY HERE,WHEN I GIVE THE WORD WE'LL ALL MOVE IN TOGETHER!!!"
"I DON'T WANNA WASTE AMMO ON THESE GUYS,WALT HAND ME A FEW STICK OF THAT DYNAMITE!!!"
"STALL THEM I WILL GO GET THE RPG'S,OK WILL DO!!!"
"I THINK I SEE ON OF THEM BEHIND THAT ROCK HERE HOLD MY BEER AND HAND MY THE SNIPER RIFLE!!!"
"JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE A KID RIGHT DAD?"
"PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMO!!!"(from one of the dixie-chick songs)
"I'M GETTING BORED CAN WE PUSH THE BUTTON FOR THE CLAY-MORES AND GO HOME NOW BIG BROTHER?"
"HEY GOOD IDEA HAND ME A FEW OF THOSE HAND-GRENADES!!!"
There is more but I will save those for another day.
So do y'all think maybe those will get them a little sacred
Michael.