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Mass Shooting in the UK
- Thread starter The Lone Ranger
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The Lone Ranger
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I'm curious, has this story made the US press?
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"Quemadmoeum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."
("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands.") -
Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD).
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"Quemadmoeum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."
("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands.") -
Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD).
I just yelled "Bang!". Within minutes my house was surrounded by media and police and was besieged. I was declared a cultist and marginalized by the press. One officer was quoted as saying, "neighbors heard a "bang!" from his house earlier this evening, and we had to investigate. We believe he is yet another cultist illegally training withing the confines of our fair city. We will not tolerate this sort of behavior. Guns are bad, mmmkay."
Later, one other officer was quoted as saying, "We can't exactly go in and arrest him, he might open fire on us. When we first pulled up, we all took cover after hearing repeated "bang!"s coming from his bedroom where we believe he keeps his computer, which he uses to plot his terrorist activities and play violent video games". Lt. Col. Grossman is being flown in to help reform this young man".
So here I am, besieged, hated, and soon to be subjected to the rambling idiocy of Lt. Col. Grossman. Please help me. Send reenforcements asap. We'll yell "bang!" until they are all dead!
Friends, patriots, fellow gun owners, do this for your country. Do it for the children!!!!
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I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist
The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me
Later, one other officer was quoted as saying, "We can't exactly go in and arrest him, he might open fire on us. When we first pulled up, we all took cover after hearing repeated "bang!"s coming from his bedroom where we believe he keeps his computer, which he uses to plot his terrorist activities and play violent video games". Lt. Col. Grossman is being flown in to help reform this young man".
So here I am, besieged, hated, and soon to be subjected to the rambling idiocy of Lt. Col. Grossman. Please help me. Send reenforcements asap. We'll yell "bang!" until they are all dead!
Friends, patriots, fellow gun owners, do this for your country. Do it for the children!!!!
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I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist
The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me