Or, it could get you a murder conviction if you happen to shoot some idiot-child runnin' around in the woods in a gorilla costume. Or,
IF, you happen to shoot a real Bigfoot and it's DNA comes back as human-like, DA's will be lining up for some of your butt.
Sure, they're very big and scary looking, but, shoot
only in self defense. Not cuz yer scared. Their size is VERY intimidating. And, something else to consider, the one you see may not be the only one in the area. Word is they live in family groups. You get a shot off on one, who's to say several others won't show up for some arm plucking payback? Then, you'll end up like the dozens of other people who go missing yearly in the woods.
That goes for you nonbelievers too. It's only unreal till it steps out of the thick brush and onto the trail your walking. Then, it's
Welcome to the Goblin Universe.
Happy Halloween...