Okay, I'll Take the Bait
My Original:
1) we're smarter than you;
2) we know what's best;
3) we have a right to your money;
4) we have a right to tell you what to do;
5) we only respect civil rights when they're the ones WE like; and
6) we have no qualms with using the government to impose
our agenda on you (which is okay, really, since you're all just a bunch of stupid rednecks anyway).
So, this is the agenda of the Right?
1) "We're smarter than you." I've heard a lot of things said about the Right, but I don't think I've ever heard anyone accuse them of claiming intellectual superiority. In fact, by working towards affecting policies that reduce regulatory controls and by letting people keep more of their money, conservatives are implicitly acknowledging that the people know better than they. Now, on the other hand, sit down with Pelosi, Boxer, and say, Kerry, and ask them what they think of us folks in the red states. Here's a hint: they won't tell you they've been hitting the library because they feel the need to catch up.
Any way you slice it, intellectual snobbery is the distinct province of the Left.
2) "We know what's best." Hmmmm, let's see: assault weapons bans, gun registration, burdensome regulatory schemes, nanny state policies etc . . . all brought to us by the likes of Reagan, Gingrich, and GWB, right?
3) "We have a right to your money." Please . . . do we really need to compare the tax policies of the Left and the Right?
4) "We have the right to tell you what to do." Let's see, statements like "Turn them all in Mr. and Mrs. America . . ." and "you're going to have to give some things up for the common good . . ." were said by the likes of Bob Barr and Tom DeLay, right?
5) "We have no qualms with using the government to impose
our agenda on you (which is okay, really, since you're all just a bunch of stupid rednecks anyway)." Let's see:
judicial activism ("'the people' really means 'the states,' but it is rather charming that you silly laymen would expect words to mean what they say"). That judicial philosophy is championed by Justice Scalia's camp, right?
Let's face it, the core philosophy of the modern Left is a mixture of New Deal "soft" socialism and the more insidious (yet often covert) hardcore communism of 60s radicalism. With that in mind, I think you've got a hard sell ahead of you if you're going to try and turn this one around on the Right.