Liberal translation

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This could help some of you translate;)

Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.


"Right to privacy" - Abortion

"Heteronormative" = Making comments too specific to only heterosexual relationships

"Progressive" = Left Liberal or Socialist

"Radical" = Conservative

"Undocumented Immigrants" = Illegal Aliens

"Special interest groups" = Non-liberal groups

"Monopoly" = Any corporation with market cap over $500 million

"Fundamentalist" = Conservative

"Greed" = Profit motive

"Rigid Ideologue" = A conservative who stands on principles.

"Compromise" = Agree with liberal agenda

"Affirmative Action" = Racial Preferences

"Lies" = "Policy Differences"

"Patriotism" = "Judgement"

"Racism" = "Anyone who Disagrees with Us"

"Fascism" = "We don't have a clue what it means, but we use it anyway"

"Assault Weapons" = Any Firearm including scary looking guns with a military appearance. The functionality of said guns is irrelevant.

"Cut" = Reduction in the rate of growth

"Pandering" = What Republicans do when supporting something liberals don't like. Usually applies to the NRA or religious right.

"Coddling" See "pandering."

"Health Care" = Abortion rights

"Unconstitutional" = "we don't like it."

"Open Minded" = "Subscribes to Liberal Dogma"

"Profiteering" = Not losing money

"Managed competition" = Government takeover

"Overheated economy" = Prosperity

"Fully fund" = Write a Blank check

"Diversity" = Lock step conformity with liberal agenda

"Closed-minded" = Does not agree with liberal agenda

"Right wing extremist" = Please See 'closed-minded' & 'extremist'

"Social responsibility" = Force someone else to pay for it

"Socially responsible investments" = Invest in money-losing ventures that liberals failed to get taxpayer funding for

"Welfare for the rich" = What people have left after taxes

"Corporate welfare" = Gross revenue minus taxes

"Corporate subsidy" = See 'corporate welfare'

"Deserving poor" = People who vote for liberals

"Tax the rich" = Tax anyone with a job

"Multiculturalism" = America is responsible for all the world's ills and is inferior to all other cultures

"Choice"= The right to terminate (kill) your unborn child, but does not include the right to decide where your child will attend school if he or she survives "choice". Choice to carry a firearm for self-defense? No! Choice to privatize your Social Security? No!

"Oversight" = Government

"Working Americans" = Only lower and middle class Americans

"Conduct a review" = Strategic delay.

"Exploit" = Employ

"Consistent ethic of life" = "We’re not really pro-abortion, but we’re embarrassed by the Church’s pro-life teachings because it places at odds with our favored party, the Democrats.”

"Militants" = Islamofascists

"Insurgents" = Terrorists

"Freedom Fighters" = Please see "Militants" and "Insurgents".

"Decriminalization" = Legalization

"Regulate" = Ban

"Unilateral Action" = "A small coalition of the "bribed and coerced".

"Undermining democracy" = When any Republican legislation passes.

"Assault" = Republican/conservative legislation on civil rights, medicare, welfare, social security, etc.

"Unprecedented" = Anything a conservative does to challenge thirty years of liberalism.

"The constitution is a living document." = The Constitution is malleable enough to be reworked at the whim of the courts.

"Deficit Reduction" = Tax Hike

"Mean-spirited" = Any Republican attempt to roll back the welfare state or any entitlements

"At risk youth" = Any kid likely to become a criminal. This phrase is used when pushing for spending for some social
program.

"Hate rhetoric" = Criticism of liberals.

"Angry white male" = A white male who voted Republican/conservative.

"Racism" = Opposition to anything a minority wants.

"Gun lobby" = National Rifle Association (NRA)

"Religious right" = Conservatives who believe in God.

"Extremist" Anybody who opposes anything a liberal wants.

"Guns on the street" = Private ownership of firearms. Also includes guns locked inside cabinets.

"Bipartisanship" = When "moderate" and/or "Rino" Republicans go along with the liberal agenda.

"Tax breaks for the rich" = Any Republican tax plan.

"War on the poor" = See "Tax breaks for the rich."

"Democracy" = Liberal legislation

"Criminal's gun of choice" = Whatever class of firearm the liberals are trying to ban at the moment. Crime statistics concerning
the particular weapons are irrelevant.

"Contributions" = Taxes

"Stolen election" = When the Republican candidate gets more votes than the Democrat candidate.

"Progressive" = Socialist

"Independence Card" = A government debit card to replace food stamps.

"Discrimination against poor women" = When republicans pass legislation

"American People" - Democrats, all others fall into the right-wing conspiracy camp who aren't considered American, and have no 1st Amendment
rights.

"Pat Buchanon Republicans" = Racist bigoted Republicans. Please see 'Extremists".

"Moral Victory" = Voters approved ponzi socialist scheme

"Christian Right" = People who go to church and vote.

"Gun nut" = Any person who owns a gun.

"Enlightened" = Those that openly protest or boycott Conservative or Libertarian agenda

"Tools" = Money

"Ultra Conservative" = A person who is too conservative.

"Womens Rights" = Supporting the right to destroy a fetus for any reason, including personal convenience.

"Fetus" = An unborn child that is to be aborted.

"Baby" = An unborn child that is not to be aborted.

"Censorship" = A government's refusal to fund a work of art

"Sexist" - A man who disagrees with women who hold liberal views.

"Victims": = The liberals target constituency....Black people and women, but essentially members of every group, except heterosexual males and ethnic groups that tend to hold conservative
views.

"Homophobe" = A person who believes that man-woman love and marriage ought to be society's ideal.

"Investment" = We want to spend more of your money.

"Filthy Rich" = A person who works two jobs.

"Obscenely Rich" = A person who employs others.

"Intolerance" = Disagreeing with the liberal point of view.

"Propaganda" = Facts and data that supports an opposing view.

"So and so has an agenda" = A person who disagrees with a liberal.



"Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15."

Ronald Reagan
 
Conservative translation ...

personal accountability: Do as I say, not as I do. If indicted, nothing I did was that bad anyway.

compasionate conservatism: I said I'd help you, isn't that enough? Oh wait, you actually wanted help ... but that will cost me money!

faith-based charities: OK, you're Christian, I'll think about helping you.

Iraq: a country that possessed weapons of mass destruction, er, I mean, a country that helped organize terrorist activities against the United States, er, I mean, a country that ... OK, I don't really know what it means.

strict constructionist: somebody who agrees exactly with my extremely narrow reading of the Constitution and ignores any and all subsequent legislation and court rulings on the basis of the fact that it wasn't included within the Constitution.

Ten Commandments: a set of religious beliefs used to polarize voters and divert attention from more important issues.

Creationism: a set of religious beliefs used to polarize voters and divert attention from more important issues.

liberal: not us, therefore Communist, Socialist, amoral, atheist, incapable of rational thought, and gun-hating.

Oh, you wanted liberal translations ... I guess my horrible liberal dominated public school education failed me again. :barf:
 
I stopped reading when I saw that "right to privacy" is not, apparently, a conservative value.

But I guess we have "Patriot Act" instead.
 
right to privacy = abortion?

your post is obscene and should be deleted. Why do you post such hateful narrow minded crap? I gotta ask what good it does?
 
459,

your post is obscene and should be deleted. Why do you post such hateful narrow minded crap? I gotta ask what good it does?
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Naw, leave it there. It's good to see how consistently silly and propagandistic some people can be (I mean, that's a really long post, yet his slogan-eering is the same at the end as it was at the beginning - there's skill somewhere there ... somewhere :p ).

Funny how some (read: SOME) conservatives love to gut the First Amendment, but heaven forbid somebody touch the Second.
 
Yawn. More namecalling designed to provoke emotional responses rather than intellegent debate.

Hay 1badf350, you know why them political pundits won't run for office?

Cause they don't wanna give up the power that they already have for a lesser version.
 
1 good thing it does is bring the Liberal Democrats on this site, out of the woodworks to defend and deny!;) :D
 
Republican definitions:
"Liberal" - Anyone who disagrees with you about ANYTHING, and therefore must be your opposite in everyway.

(Above definition requires that you are unable to view the world in anything but binary.)
 
It started out funny but then got repetitive, boring, and too long.




LOL, yeah it must have taken at least an extra 45 seconds to finish the whole thing!;) :D
 
1 good thing it does is bring the Liberal Democrats on this site, out of the woodworks to defend and deny
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Actually, I came to this site because I was interested in firearms. I simply get tired of half-baked propaganda. Long-winded, half-baked propaganda at that.

BTW, not all liberals are Democrats, just as they are not all Communists. Some of us are registed independents, not that subtle nuances like that matter to you though, since you seem to have your own little handle on the truth.
 
lol yeah..pretty much the same for me here to...I like to go to the range and shoot alot...I use to even collect some militaria and firearms... actually I think the bulk of the people here are really friendly and reasonable...but then theres some...who cant seem to do much more than barf rhetoric
 
Leif---Actually, I came to this site because I was interested in firearms. I simply get tired of half-baked propaganda. Long-winded, half-baked propaganda at that.

BTW, not all liberals are Democrats, just as they are not all Communists. Some of us are registed independents, not that subtle nuances like that matter to you though, since you seem to have your own little handle on the truth


Funny, I could have sworn that this was the Legal and Political section of TFL. Your interest in firearms might be better served in the Handgun, rifle, shotgun etc...
Independent who thinks and favors Democratic views. Claim to be whatever you want, but it's not hard to tell one's affilition after reading some posts. I'll say it again---anyone can claim to be a Christian, but you are defined by your actions and not words.
 
so what about the Christian tenents of forgiveness and charity?

should we judge you to by your actions?

MoW- what does this stand for? Minister of War? or some other warped moniker?
 
459---so what about the Christian tenents of forgiveness and charity?

should we judge you to by your actions


1. When it comes to what exactly?
2. Absolutely!
 
I am perfectly well aware of which forum this is. I've made no attempt to hide where my political views lie. You read my previous posts ... whoopy-doo, you can read. You must be a rocket scientist or something.

Oh, was this supposed to be the liberal-free forum? No libs allowed ... we only want to preach to the converted here.

If you've got a point that's you're own, make it. Your recent posts largely seem to be links to articles or regurgitated agitprop.
 
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