There's been alot of serious conversation in these forums about lawyers, lawsuits and the general poor condition of the legal system. So what say we lighten things up for a while and share some of our favorite lawyer jokes? If there are any lawyers here, I offer my most sincere appologies in advance. After all if you're here, you must be one of the good guys,right?
Rich- if I'm out of line here feel free to shut this thread down. No offense will be taken.
Now that I've got the legal disclaimers taken care of-
What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Why does Wahington D.C. have the most lawyers in the nation while New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?
Jersey got first pick!
Why are scientist now using lawyers for lab experiments instead of rats?
1. There are more lawyers than rats.
2. There's no chance of getting emotionally attached to a lawyer.
3. There are some things a rat just won't do!
Rich- if I'm out of line here feel free to shut this thread down. No offense will be taken.
Now that I've got the legal disclaimers taken care of-
What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Why does Wahington D.C. have the most lawyers in the nation while New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?
Jersey got first pick!
Why are scientist now using lawyers for lab experiments instead of rats?
1. There are more lawyers than rats.
2. There's no chance of getting emotionally attached to a lawyer.
3. There are some things a rat just won't do!