Just Had A VERY Close Call

[Art Eatman]

Note that the Korean word for "dog" is "supper"; their recipes undoubtedly involve kim-chi.

Car-chasing dogs? Put corner of shop rag behind edge of hubcap. Drive by dog's house, slowly enough so that the dog can catch the shoprag. The teeth usually hang up long enough for maybe three flips. One "successful hunt" is generally enough for most dogs.

A plastic water pistol with formaldehyde works well on dogs, making paper-routes with bicycles much easier...

 

[Karanas]

Anthony, just a little bit of possum trivia: They're immune to rabies, has to do with their higher body temperature. They can't catch it or transmit it.
They can still give you a nasty bite that could get infected, but at least you won't die foaming at the mouth.