Well, since you didn't exactly want to leave California, but you were forced to do so by the less than honest politicians, how about Jack-BootedbyThugs.
I twist the facts until they tell the truth. -Some intellectual sadist
The Bill of Rights is a document of brilliance, a document of wisdom, and it is the ultimate law, spoken or not, for the very concept of a society that holds liberty above the desire for ever greater power. -Me
Jack 2000
21st Century Jack
Just Jack
HiJack
LoJack
KoJack
Mojo Jack
Jumpin' Jack Flash
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Jack of All Trades
Or, you could use your fist name and change your last name to Meoff.
Jack, if you'll e- me your e-dress, I've got a very funny forward I'd like to send to you. It's along the lines of my last suggestion, and was an experiment carried out by two guys in various airports in England. They asked for the following two people to be paged: Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed. When you hear it (attachment contains audio) it comes out as "I hate this f***ing job and I will be fired." There are 4 or 5 others that go along with it.
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Shoot straight & make big holes, regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center
[This message has been edited by 45King (edited September 17, 2000).]