Things are getting too serious, S-O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Just Flew In................
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get from there I'm going to have to call the manager.
Once again, the cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly and then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The b-b-balcony...."
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Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
[This message has been edited by Jim V (edited June 05, 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Jim V (edited June 05, 1999).]