I've been hearing voices.

[Cheapshooter]

My little voice says "Don't sell anything, just but more revolvers"!

 

[feets]

When the voices in my head start talking I usually threaten to poke 'em with a Q-tip again.

 

[LE-28]

I had a little devil tell me to buy the 41 magnum I've always wanted but the little bastard didn't tell me what the ammo for it cost.

 

[AK103K]

But he told you to buy a bunch of that too, didnt he?

 

[Ozzieman]

I don’t hear voices, Nope none at all, never once.
Then again I have dreams, all the time dreams.
I’m standing in a massive gun store with every gun ever made.
I have a wheel barrow full of 1,000$ bills and every gun has a price tag of 1$.
It’s a good dream.

 

[feets]

For me every gun would be $1000 and I would only have a dollar.

 

[Ozzieman]

For me every gun would be $1000 and I would only have a dollar
Wow, that is a scary dream.
Only thing I can think of that would be worse is waking up next to Rosan Bar