Is something wrong with me?

Vega, I have discovered a formula. If you are married, you buy a diamond for your wife every so often, then you can continue to fund your sickness with much less explaining. I discovered this by accident after our 9th anniversary. A diamond for her, gun(s) for me. It works. Yours is one of the good diseases. --plinker2--
 
I have been know to take my new guns into the restroom with me where I usually keep up on mY reading of American Rifleman and other gun publications. An actual gun is far more relaxing than the mags and helps get the lead out! :)

I will often fondle, caress, and stroke my guns while watching tv or other mundane activities. Handling your gun is always good, the more you hold it, the better control you will have over the gun. Just don't let it get you into bad safety related habits.

I have guns beside the bed and it is strangely comforting to roll over and touch my baby in the middle of the night. I'm not the paranoid type, it's just a small house so consequently there are guns everywhere. Oh, and the ol' lady ain't too bad to touch either :) -ddt
 
vega,

I can see into your future.

You will eventually also feel the need to buy a 9MM (CZ-75) and a .22 (Ruger MkII).

Marvel, mortals, at my awesome power of prediction. ;)
 
ddt
I started doing that last Monday. My wife asked me why I stay unusually too long in the john.

In addition to that I do the laundry (in the garage) while waiting for the cycle I practice my stance and dry fire my toy.In case my wife ask I could say that its too boring to wait for the cycle.

Ironing.... Hmmm.

plinker2
I'll take her to Thailand next month I think that'll be a good exchange.

Led
I did consider the CZ-75 compact.

vega
 
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