This is just too relevent to the mindset we are up against, laid out like this it shows just how absurd their thinking is, It's courtesy of UdontnomE @ Frugals:
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You may be a Liberal idiot if you believe.....
Posted By: Chris Smith
Date: 9/17/00 11:18
That the more helpless you are, the safer you are from criminals.
That you should give a mugger your wallet, because he doesn't really
want to shoot you and he'll let you go, but that you should give him
your wallet, because he'll shoot you if you don't.
That Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to gun
control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is
attributable to the lack of gun control.
That an intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but
if shot with a .44 Magnum will get angry and kill you.
That firearms in the hands of private citizens are the gravest threat
to world peace, and China, Pakistan and Korea can be trusted with
nuclear weapons.
That Charlton Heston as president of the NRA is a shill who should be
ignored, but Michael Douglas as a representative of Handgun Control,
Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the
UN arms control summit.
That ordinary people, in the presence of guns, turn into slaughtering
butchers, and revert to normal when the weapon is removed.
That the New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice
about guns, just like Guns and Ammo has some excellent treatises on
heart surgery.
That one should consult an automotive engineer for safer seat belts,
a
civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for spinal paralysis,
and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.
That the "right of the people peaceably to assemble," the "right of
the people to be secure in their homes," refer to individuals, but
"the
right of the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the states.
That the 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, allows the states to have a
National Guard, created by act of Congress in 1917.
That the National Guard, paid by the federal government, occupying
property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the
federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a
state agency.
That private citizens can't have handguns, because they serve no
militia purpose, even though the military has hundreds of thousands
of them, and private citizens can't have assault rifles, because they
are military weapons.
That it is reasonable for California to have a minimum 2 year
sentence
for possessing but not using an assault rifle, and reasonable for
California to have a 6 month minimum sentence for raping a female
police officer.
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That minimum sentences violate civil rights, unless it's for
possessing a gun.
That door-to-door searches for drugs are a gross violation of civil
rights and a sign of fascism, but door-to-door searches for guns are
a
reasonable solution to the "gun problem."
That Illinois' law that allows any government official from Governor
to dogcatcher to carry a gun is reasonable, and the law that
prohibits
any private citizen, even one with 50 death threats on file and a
million dollar jewelry business, is reasonable.
That free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters,
computers, and typewriters, but self defense only justifies bare
hands.
That with the above, a 90 lb woman attacked by a 300 lb rapist and
his
300 lb. buddy, has the "right" to kill them in self defense, provided
she uses only her bare hands.
That Sex education in school doesn't encourage kids to have sex, but
gun safety courses in school only encourage kids to commit violence.
That the ready availability of guns today, with only a few government
forms, waiting periods, checks, infringements, ID, and
fingerprinting,
is responsible for all the school shootings, compared to the lack of
school shootings in the 1950's and 1960's, which was caused by the
awkward availability of guns at any hardware store, gas station, and
by mail order.
That we must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a
shooting spree at any time, BUT anyone who owns a gun out of fear of
such a lunatic is paranoid.
That there is too much explicit violence featuring guns on TV, and
that cities can sue gun manufacturers because people aren't aware of
the dangers involved with guns.
That the gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about
kids handling guns is propaganda, and the anti-gun lobby's attempt to
run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is responsible
social activity.
That the crime rate in America is decreasing because of gun control,
and the increase in crime requires more gun control.
That statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control, and
statistics that show increasing murder rates after gun control
are "just statistics."
That guns are an ineffective means of self defense for rational
adults, but in the hands of an ignorant criminal become a threat to
the fabric of society.
That guns are so complex to use that special training is necessary to
use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.
That guns cause crime, which is why there are so many mass slayings
at
gun shows.
That guns aren't necessary to national defense, which is why the army
only has 3 million of them.
That banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, and Chicago cops
need guns.
That the Constitution protects us, so we don't need guns, and can
confiscate them, thereby violating the 5th amendment of that
constitution.
That women are just as intelligent and capable as men, yet a woman
with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen."
That women are just as intelligent and capable as men, and gun
makers'
advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."
That a handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the
typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that goes
70 mps and only has 20.
That a majority of the population supports gun control, just like a
majority of the population used to support owning slaves.
That Massachusetts is safer with bans on guns, which is why Teddy
Kennedy has machinegun-toting guards.
That most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against
guns, which most people will abide by, because they can be trusted.
That a woman raped and strangled with her panties is morally superior
to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.
That the ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain
parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it
uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution.
That a house with a gun is three times as likely to have a murder,
just like a house with insulin is three times as likely to have a
diabetic.
That police operate in groups with backup, which is why they need
larger capacity magazines than civilians, who must face criminals
alone, and therefore need less ammunition.
That we should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive
guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.
That guns have no legitimate use, but alcohol does, which is why we
issue cops beer instead of guns.
[This message has been edited by scud (edited September 20, 2000).]