If you could hunt one dinosaur

hogdogs turned to me and said, "Hey, this is a great place to hunt!"
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Wouldn't I though...:D Followed by... "Now this is a high traffic game trail if'n I ever seen one"...
Brent
 
After the flood, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. A bit later the ark was empty but for two snakes, sobbing quietly in a corner. "Why don't you go forth and multiply?" he asked.

"We can't. We're adders."
 
Most of you are too young to remember but there is a great old time radio program about hunting dinos. Safari's are organized with a time machine ,you pick the time period .Then you pick the dino to hunt. I don't remember the name of that particular program but it's very interesting.
 
I wish you could tell me what the name of that was.

My dad used to talk about that show when I was a little boy. It never crossed my mind till I read your post. The mention of a time machine and dinosaur hunts triggered something in my memory from when I was very young... :)
 
Well folks, I already did that. Back in twenty 'ought one, if I recall, right after I perfected my first time machine.

I couldn't pick just one dinosaur, so decided to kill 'em all. Used a big ol' asteroid as my weapon of choice, at a spot in Mexico called Chicxulub. Darn good dino barbeque if I do say so myself, course a bunch o' them little critters on the land just hid out underground for a bit and made out ok, same for most of the sea critters... but them big ol' dinos just burned right up...

Sorry 'bout ruining y'alls huntin' and all that... I'm all about QDM (Quality Dinosaur Management), but I reckon I got a bit carried away...

The Discovery Channel sometimes airs a special on my "huntin' trip"...

Went back a little later in time once to kill a Mastodon, just got plain disgusted reading the cave pictograpghs arguing about "tusk hunters" vs. "meat" hunters and came on back here. Same arguement for thousands of years, I guess...

I'm a great hunter and a fine fugure of a man, and that's all y'all need to know for now....
 
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Willie, it's probably one of the X-Minus One programs .You might Google that to hopefully find an index. I regularly listen to CHML , 900 AM , in Hamilton Ont,Canada. Their old time radio program runs usually from about 10:00PM to 2:00AM. They have broadcast the dinosaur program.
 
I think I'd go for the king (T-Rex) with my trusty Ol' Bushmaster 25mm chaingun. I wouldn't use HE though, I'd go with the AP stuff to keep it sporting. And I darn sure wouldn't go on some namby pamby canned hunt!
 
I think i would set up a decoy spread of teradactyls and try to call a flock in... I dont think they require a plug for that bird.
 
Straffing runs with a P-51.

Oh and bring on those pterodactyls for air to air. :D

If we're going to have a fantasy, I'm going to (1) be able to fly the thing, and (2) bring the fighter and a LOT of gas and oil, and a ground crew with me. :D
 
Barney is a great suggestion. Would make a perfect target for my Daisy Red Ryder and look great mounted over the fireplace.
 
My wife had authorized a "trophy bull" buffalo hunt, until she saw the size of a "trophy bull buffalo" head on the wall at the local gun store. Somehow I think she'd be really upset if I tell her: "please clear the living room for the triceratops head".
 
I'd go for a Wooly Mammoth...

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Think what you could do with all that ivory.
 
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