Idiots at the gun counter, and other humorous notes

Last year I was in my favorite gun shop when a gang banger came in. He wanted to shoot, and bought some targets and ammo. The clerk then asked, "where's your gun?" The punk reached under his jacket and pulled it from his waistband. The clerk went off on him on how that was a crime, kicked him out, got his plate number and called the cops. Turns out the punk was just paroled. The cops staked out the shop for a couple of days and, sure enough, the punk came back again. And went right back to prison.

Dick
 
You guys do lousy dialect. Don't give up your days jobs.

I once saw a dude who was into guns as the British were trying to take over the USA
throw the graduates schools of America.

Scary.
 
A banger walks into a San Diego gun shop frequented buy the local PD. Several off duty officers are in the store. The banger pulls out a 22 cal. Zip gun and places it on the counter.
"do you have any ammo for this?"
the clerk says sure, reaches down and picks up the gun.
The off duty officers take the punk to the floor and cuff him.
We laughed about this one for days!

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Hey, Foxfire, I think I hear the sound of a hungry Lion at the fringe of the herd! Now I'll just whip out my trusty .54 cal semi........ It is the law of the jungle stupid must be thinned! Hey one of you guys do him a favor and take him out with the smaller 50cal Hawkins and teach him to shoot. Tell him to hold the butt away from his shoulder and see if the recoil will knock his "droopie-drawers" off! Hey this could become another "extreme sport"! The NRA could adopt our deaf droopie-drawer buddies! Where do I sign up! Thanks for this one fastforty it was a hoot!
 
Most gangbanger know nothing about guns. But never, NEVER underestimate your opponent. A few are actually ex-military and they know their hardware. They might look like clowns but some of those characters are ex-military from El Salvador, Afghanistan and Cambodia. As always assume the worst and prepare for it.

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So many pistols, so little money.

[This message has been edited by Tecolote (edited May 27, 2000).]
 
Wintnessed a female customer ask the kid at the counter at Wallyworld for some .380 auto ammo. They were out but the kid offered some .38 special. "It's for my husband's gun, will they work?" she wanted to know. The kid replied very confidently that yes they would, they were labeled "special" because they were more powerful. I just had to step in at that point.
Would Laser Cast lead bullets work on werewolves, vampires etc? They claim to cast them with some silver content. Maybe someone should e-mail and ask them. Maybe I can get the kid at Wallyworld to do it!
 
This wasn't at a store, but at the local range. A guy who was relitively new to guns had brought his Kimmel (I think that was what it was called, it looked kind of like a Tec 9 kind of thing). He said that it took a special kind of 9mm round called the "parabellum". It jammed on everything else. I had to explain to him that 9mm parabellum, luger, and nato were synonyms. But apparently after the gun had started jamming after he had bought it the guys at the gun store had told him that he needed this special "parabellum" ammo.
 
Ignorance is like the power of god - Omnipotent and Omnipresent.

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To understand the true nature of a Politician - you have to look at the root words in Politics. Poli = meaning Many, and Tics = meaning blood sucking insects.
 
A Wal-Mart clerk once told me that he had 16 pistols and "was ready for Y2K," but couldn't get any more guns because "he'd had a little trouble with the law."

Now that's the kind of thing that really puts gun owners in a good light.
 
Now hold on just a minute! I thought only wooden bullets would work on vampires... but only if you shot 'em through the heart. :D
 
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