Now I have to say that my Highway Patrol experiences have been almost universally positive, but the Texas State Troopers are extremely professional and polite. When I was young, must have been '78 or so, I broke down on an old Norton, on HW 10, in Alabama. I had long hair, an FTW tshirt, and a .45 in my saddlebag (.45 acp, don't leave home without it!) An Alabama Trooper pulled up, got out and walked towards me. His right thumb was hooked casually around the big revolver on his belt, and I was having images of the classic "You in a heap o' trouble, boy!". Actually he helped me tie my front wheel in the trunk of the patrol car, and towed me to a truck stop, sat and had breakfast with me, and gave me two passes to take a tour of the state capitol. Turns out he had a Harley he bought when he got back from 'Nam. Great guy, I was REALLY embarrassed to tell him how scared I was when he walked up.