If you've ever asked your mom for a handgun for Christmas . . . . you might be a gun nut.
If you've ever dabbed Hoppe's #9 behind your ears before hitting the town for the evening . . . . you might be a gun nut.
If you have your guns in a separate building with motion detector alarm, bars on the doors and only window, and more than one deadbolt . . . . there's a slim chance you could possibly be a gun nut (my dad has this one.)
If you find ammunition in the places where other people unexpectedly find spare change . . . . you might be a gun nut.
If you've ever insulted someone over gun control, you might be a gun nut. Then again, you might be a sniveling communist anti bastard!
If you've ever missed part of a conversation because you were looking at a common household object and thinking "Hey, I bet that would look COOL if I shot it with .44!"
If you have ever shot a Cabbage Patch doll for any reason. (It's a long story.)
If you have ever conducted a field test to determine which is faster against multiple opponents at 50 feet--a scoped Ruger 10/22 or a folding knife. (another true one)
If you wonder why so many people try to tell you that the average citizen doesn't need a fully-automatic M16 in the broom closet. . . .
If it takes you forever to get a new gun because trading any of yours would hurt their feelings . . . .
If you automatically assume that anyone who utters the words Saturday night special, cop killer bullets, or assault weapons is lying to you about something. . . . .
If you feel sorry for cops because they're not very well armed . . . .
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Don
"Its not criminals that go into schools and shoot children"
--Ann Pearston, British Gun Control apologist and moron