1. Gate Guard (live on a military base)
2. Live across the street from MILPOL
3. Doors and windows are always locked
4. Golden Retriever will lick them to death
5. Very light sleeper (three years of waking up to SAR alarms, general alarms, chemical alarms, collision alarms, and toxic gas alarms will do that to ya)
6. G22 coupled with Browning 210 lumen LED on the nightstand
7. Wife calls the cops and then grabs the S&W 642CT and maglite
8. Downstairs neighbor (who I trust like a brother) will come investigate any/all disturbances armed with his P229DAK and Surefire (I'm a Coastie on a cutter, we have an arrangement in case I'm underway)
9. Did I mention that MILPOL is across the street???
I think I'm set.