Orig post by Eghad I dedicate this version of the Beverly Hillbilly song to you guys in California
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a Californian
A poor Californian, barely kept his guns from the state
And then one day, he was tryin to buy again
And through the legislature come a gun grabbin bill
Antigunners, that is,2nd Amendment haters , Brady lovers
Well, the first thing you know, Californians a cryin
Kin folk said, Californian, move away from there
Said, Texas is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to San Antony
No assault bans, that is, M1As', M15s with a 20 round clip
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to the new Texan and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality
A happy gun owner, that is, load a 30 round clip, and let er rip
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