Speaking of signs that advertise what you have worth stealing, there was an article about a worrisome fellow who took the Y2K (if you remember that) thing a little too seriously. He went so far as to buy up some land in the middle of nowhere, USA, and stocked up with everything needed to survive. There were other people living around there, of course, and they were all armed. But he was armed, too. He was away for a while for some reason and someone broke into his house and stole half his guns. He said he couldn't get over the fact they only stole half his guns. Makes you wonder.