Home security sticker needed

my head is spinning. sticker for warning = good. sticker for warning = bad.
~Vergeltung
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You can't win!

If you have a sticker that says, "I don't have guns," then the BGs will rob your place.

If you have a sticker that says, "I have guns," then the BGs will rob your place.

If you have NO stickers? Right. The BGs will rob your place...
 
I know this is a zombie thread, but it brings to my mind that criminals will do criminal things no matter the deterrent. This is the number one reason why the "gun control" argument is so flawed....
 
I like this one::D
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A man in London had a sign on his door that said:

"To all criminals: I have nothing valuable in the house but a shotgun. I work 3 days a week. It is up to you to figure which 3 days."
 
I saw a sign for sale online recently that said: "BE WARNED: Due to the current price of ammunition, I can no longer afford to fire a warning shot."
 
I want them to find out I'm armed when it's too late for them to do anything about it. No advance warning at all. I couldn't scam someone and sleep at night, but have no conscience about counter-scamming someone who is trying to scam me.
 
I need a sign that says ......

My mail box is full.
My yard needs mowing.
The kennel has my dog.
My bifocal perscription is late.
I'm a true blue liberal.
I dodged the draft.
The back door is unlocked.
And I have Allstate, Come on in. :cool:
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During a home invasion my place is in the master bath with my wife, she's on the phone, I am aiming my shotgun at the door to the master bedroom protecting what I value most.

I am a human Claymore Mine
 
I figure that I'm gonna be hunkered in the master bedroom, . . .

My ominous warning will be the thunderous auditory scream of my AR safety going off, . . .

After that, . . . all bets are off, . . . and it starts with a 30 round mag :D

There are almost no places in my house that provide much beyond concealment, . . . and to mistake that concealment for cover, . . . uhh, . . . he won't make out too well.

Ammo is cheap, . . . drywall repair is cheap, . . . life is precious.

May God bless,
Dwight
 
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